I wish........

[Dorothy]

there was another bottle of wine in the house.

[DJKillaQueen]

....England play better in the second half against Montenegro.....

[????]

Stevie...

[ginebra]

I would be lying in a nice warm beach with a hot barman next to me making me cocktails...:)

[Jah Lush]

MrBen Wrote:

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> ....I was a catfish.

>

> Swimming in the deep blue sea, having all you

> pretty women fishin' after me.....

Ah...Muddy Waters. Marvellous.

[Emerson Crane]

Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E

We're takin' calls off the wish line

Making all your wacky wishes come true

Hello

1-I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I could get with Leoshi

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time

Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams

I can scheme of ways to make her mine

Cause I know she's livin phat

Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball

So how am I gonna compete with that

'Cause when it comes to playing basketball

I'm always last to be picked

And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean upon the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls

Who came to watch their men ball

Dag y'all! I never understood

Why the jocks get the fly girls

And me I get the hood rats

I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble

Got hit with a bottle

And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess

I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city

That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name

Glad I came to my senses

Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together

Right?

So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car

So far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat

But that's flat

And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What

See I can't even get a date

So, what do you think of that?

I heard that prom night is the bomb night

With a hood rat you can hold tight

But really tho' on figuero

When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello

Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday

Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go

You know I take the 110 to the 105

Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive

Cause it's hard to survive

Livin' in a concrete jungle and

These girls just keep passin' me by

She looks fly, she looks fly

Makes me say my, my, my

(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a baller...

I wish I was a little bit taller y'all

I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way

'Cause everyday would be a Friday

You could even speed on the highway

I would play ghetto games

Name my kids ghetto names

Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

Yo you know that's on the real

So if you're down on your luck

Then you should know just how I feel

Cause if you don't want me around

See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound

Hey, you, what's that sound?

Everybody look what's going down

Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?

Everybody wants to get down like that

(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish

[23e Heure]

...I was racing a 1966 Porsche 906

[KalamityKel]

I wish I could see :(

[jumpinjackflash]

..it was 16:59 on Friday

[VeryBerryCherry]

That everyone got their wishes

[Ladymuck]

Nice VBC...

...and that your hip and DJ's knee get better soon.

[DJKillaQueen]

Yeah I wish my knee would get better soon too but for now VBC and me can share my crutches and have a geriatrics day out.....fancy a coach trip to Margate VBC? :))

[Captain Scarlet]

I wish i can get involved with that hot lesbo action! sounds yummy!

An attractive, slim, tall, blonde, long-legged, lipstick lesbian with large breasts and a knack for winning lottery jackpots.

[DJKillaQueen]

Been watching the X-Rated stuff again Scarlet? You know they are not real lesbians right? lol

[Captain Scarlet]

Captain Scarlet Wrote:

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> I wish i can get involved with that hot lesbo

> action! sounds yummy!

> An attractive, slim, tall, blonde, long-legged,

> lipstick lesbian with large breasts and a knack

> for winning lottery jackpots.

Yep but fun thinking about it.....you offering?

[DJKillaQueen]

Be careful what you wish for ;-)

[Captain Scarlet]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> Be careful what you wish for ;-)

Yummy I'll wait in eager anticipation. I'm game are you?:)

I wish I could meet you! you sound like a lot of fun!

[dita-on-tees]

I rather think that you may need to be a little more than simply game. Whilst enthusiasm is of course commendable i think the ladies football team require something more substantial.

[Ladymuck]

Pissing myself!

[Mick Mac]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> Been watching the X-Rated stuff again Scarlet? You

> know they are not real lesbians right? lol

Eh?

Can't be true. Won't believe it.