Willies on Cars

[Michael Palaeologus]

I and friends have noticed an outbreak of willies being drawn in the snow on the cars of East Dulwich.

This is shocking, if nothing else they are usually anatomically incorrect and out of proportion. Clearly not a medical man.

These willies are causing distress to the ladies of East dulwich not to mention raising their expectations, which in turn causes distress to their Gentlemen friends.

So who is it? Fess Up!!

[citizenED]

Counter to this, or perhaps to complement it, I saw some boobies drawn in the snow on the bonnet of a car in Upland road. That, or it was two bakewell tarts seen from above.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Boobies and willies? What about the impact on house prices, eh? I wish the people of East Dulwich would think before they draw body parts on parked cars.

[ianr]

Planar views are more up-market: try practising with one like this.

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Invalid Image Request"?

Are you suggesting that these words should be stamped across the willies and boobies as a form of censorship to avoid outraging the morals of East Dulwich? If so, well done, like your thinking.

[Brendan]

Walking to work today I saw a big stonker on the back of a Roller.

[panmum]

Seen on abandoned dented car during first lot of snow in South Norwood.......just one word....DOH!

[ianr]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> "Invalid Image Request"?

>

> Are you suggesting that these words should be stamped across the willies and boobies as a form

> of censorship to avoid outraging the morals of East Dulwich? If so, well done, like your thinking.

A succinct 404 might do nicely. Sorry for the gltch, I should have checked: the b*rs are presumably checking the Referrer.

Not, I'm sure, that you really need any reminder of the cross-section, but for those who may: http://www.smartimagebase.com/penis-cross-section/view-item?ItemID=6621

[DJKillaQueen]

They must drink at the Plough because there was one carved in the snow on a table outside.

[EDOldie]

Closer to the more intellectual Village area the graffiti has been spelt out rather than drawn. I saw 'Prick' written in the snow on a van in Dovercourt road today. Ah, the benefits of a classical education.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Hmm, possibly. Although in Dulwich Village one would expect either "Penis" or "Mammary Gland" or possibly an artistic interpretation of the parts herewith indentified following the Newlyn style.

I think an out of Village interloper attempting to blend in.

[indiej25]

Did anyone see the willy in peckham rye park?

[ImpetuousVrouw]

I wonder if foreign anthropologists write this up as British fertility worship?

[Kapt.Kopter]

its not just in ED, we, the recently departed to Chislehust have similar male symbols fashioned from snow on the bonnets of our cars too...a wandering prick depictor

[legalbeagle]

I live near pekham rye and have done plenty of walking about in the snow. I have seen nothing. No boobs, no willies, no obscene sexual swear words. Not one single member of any size shape or description.

I feel a little hard done by.

[sedgewick]

Have not seen any willies on cars but have seen a lot of pricks driving in them.

[DJKillaQueen]

Did you not see the snowman with a willy on it in the park LB? It was there sunday morning!

[peckhamboy]

Don't see the appeal myself. I put my willy on a car last night but just got frostbite.

[richfish]

Clearly we are worthy of special treatment nearer the Rye - I got a willie on the front window and a 'you suck dick' on the back one. Front/back logic lost on me on that one though.

[nylonmeals]

Does the forum have end of year awards for "best post" etc?

If it does, this should win

If it doesn't, we should rectify the situation straight away - start up an awards system and ensure that this post wins best post of the year award.

Made my christmas!

:)

[pablogrande]

Seen nothing on any of the Foxtons minis, so just pricks on the inside then.

[DJKillaQueen]

ha ha pablo....pmsl....