Predictions for 2011

[Michael Palaeologus]

Waitrose will open on the Lane - I have heard a whisper by the way

When it snows, somebody will draw a lifesize picture of my genitals on Hibbs' car

[legalbeagle]

Humph.

She gets all the fun.

I have had not one bit of genitalia on my car, of any shape or form.

[DJKillaQueen]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> > I will be annointed a saint!

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> You have to be dead to be annointed a Saint. :(

In line with Narnia's prediction it'll probably go like this.....

I'll emerge from the Boho Bar one evening after winning a game of poker and drinking one too many Sambuccas. Climb onto my Harley and start tearing down Lordship Lane, only to see Sue emerging from the East Dulwich Tavern. The throttle will open to full, I'll head straight for her and end up impaled on the optics of the EDT bar to die an almost instant but pleasurable death from alcohol poisoning......

The ghost of Sue will roam ED forever with many sightings and for my sins I shall be made patron saint of Sambucca and a thread discussing what happened, why and who was to blame will run for years with the Boho bar being blamed for everything.

Hmmmmm....so glad that's only a theory lol......

[Dickensman]

Take it with you to the McCann thread queeny!

Or predict something for 2011.

[DJKillaQueen]

Oooooh no that thread really will be the death of me....

Genuine prediction for 2011 is that the EDF Dynamites ladies team will win their first trophy at a tournament!

[brum]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Humph.

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> She gets all the fun.

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> I have had not one bit of genitalia on my car, of

> any shape or form.

I wouldn't take that personally, LB - my guess is that the willie drawers of ED are a moralistic bunch and as you

drive a 'family' car, they would not wish to cause embarrassment or upset to your little ones. Just wait till you get your mini....

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

ENGLAND WIN BY AN INNINGS AND 157 RUNS.

I shall be setting up my booth on Goose Green. Cross my palm with silver ...

[DJKillaQueen]

Ha ha lol .....good one!

[silverfox]

Sorry Peckhamgatecrasher, that doesn't count. You're a year too late.

[Saila]

GCSE results will be worse than the year before for the first time ever

house prices will fall (a positive imo)

unemployment will rise more than expected

but corporate UK (eps) will do better than expected... and bankers will get their bonuses

interest rates will rise

i'll get pregnant

[felt-tip]

I'll get caught.

[expat]

Hill Dweller will get banned

[????]

Hill Dweller will come back as someone else

[jctg]

More of the same.

[Dickensman]

All commodities will rise and stirling will lose value.

Burglaries, muggings, and other petty crime (petrol stealing) will soar.

[Dickensman]

Hill Dweller will come back as someone or something else but will sound the same.

He will change his name to something more appropriate like 'snotty'

as he enjoys getting up peoples nose,

and he tends to get picked out from the crowd!

[Hill Dweller]

the lowest of the lowest class will continue trying to talk about people with other people (and hopefully continue to be ignored by those of higher quality)

[Dickensman]

The snotty but 'higher quality' Hill Dweller,

will discover that if you dish it out you have to learn to take it,

even from the 'lowest of the lowest classes'.

[SeanMacGabhann]

And I thought this was 2011 predictions?

[computedshorty]

I predict that Hill Dweller will post his 100 th message in eight days, as it stands today it at 98 "oh I forgot the one that got removed " 99.

Mind you you do stay up late.

[Hill Dweller]

Dickensman Wrote:

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> The snotty but 'higher quality' Hill Dweller,

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> will discover that if you dish it out you have to

> learn to take it,

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> even from the 'lowest of the lowest classes'.

Just imagine this.

A gutless wolly scuttles like a cockroach away from an ACTUAL 'convo' WITH a fellow poster in to another thread to post ABOUT them.

Are you wearing a hairnet and curlers?

Your mealy-'mouthed' behaviour suggests you should be doing so.

Take it?

What ...... from you?

A stinking cowardly gum slapper?

Oh yes honeybunch :))

[Hill Dweller]

computedshorty Wrote:

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> Mind you you do stay up late.

Stay up late or get up early? My word your world has such wide horizons xxx

Second guess you've got wrong in the one post btw ;)

[Hill Dweller]

Wyatt must have had second thoughts :))

[SeanMacGabhann]

Hill Dweller - you don't respond to PMs

This forum isn't a place just to go around abusing people. Your barely coherent posts usually end up with you taking a swipe at someone so stop it

Any more insults and your posts will be removed

[Hill Dweller]

I have responded by PM to two.

Another required no reply and yet another was replied to on thread.

Where have I abused people (before they'd abused me)?

What insults? As someone has posted elsewhere, if people wanna give it they need to be able to take it.

Someone doesn't like my opinion of ASSange (so many of them that admire him but behave sooooo very covertly themselves ....LOL) and attacks my input.

Someone else's dirty mind (and possibly their wrong assumption about me and my own body) describes my query to an OP as 'lewd'.

Nope chum, I won't be stowing the 'little hitler' allegations.

Follow your heart < I really mean that.