The EDF Priory.

[Annette Curtain]

http://www.priorygroup.com/Locations/London/~/media/Facility/The%20Priory%20Hospital%20Roehampton.ashx "I'll be fine, honest "

Sadly some forumites have become a little worn down & all that posting has taken its toll.

It's a "lifestyle" choice that has its casualties, so I've opened The EDF Priory as a place of rest and recuperation.

In residence we have Sean Mc & LadyMuck ( searching for their inner mojo as it were ) ????'s had a short stint "in" but the 100 club & the gambling thread proved a draw too much.

Please respect their recovery.

Dr.Curtain

_{* jangles keys *}

_{We are open 24 hours for self or forced admissions. If you wish to nominate a patient then pm me, Dr.Curtain}

[dulwichmum]

I have just found my inner Mojito... Is Sean here too?

OHMYGOD!

[daizie]

Me is tickled :))

[katie1997]

About time, .... sign me in for a month (premium rate).

Free porn on all channels, butlers, lots of drugs. That kind of thing.

[Mick Mac]

I'd like to nominate the Scottish rugby team. Its a pre booking for Sunday night.

[Narnia]

Can one retain anonom........anonim......does anyone have to know you are in there?

Peter.

[Annette Curtain]

Dear Peter

Yes you can remain anon, as long as we can use an anagram of your name.

( for therapeutic value of course, please pass this info onto narNia )

We had to send the Ambulance/blacked out Bentley for a reluctant new "guest" last nite.

( & to respect her anonymity she wishes to be called RosiHe )

I must say I'm encouraged by the in-patient admissions list so far. It seems we've opened just in time.

So welcome to daziie, dulwich umm, takie1987 & quite possibly the Scottish rugby team.

( of course Saen & Ludymack made them very welcome/searched their bags for alcohol )

As clinical director I wish to extend business our warmest welcome to all.

Dr.Curtain

_{* gulps hand full of beta-blockers *}

[daizie]

Oi im not sure what tablets i was given but i had a nightmare i won a lotttery and a big dog gobbled up the money

[Jah Lush]

Pah! Count me out. Rehab's for quitters.

[derbyean]

:)) absolutely Jah.

[derbyean]

It will feel strange without Sean, he did add value to the forum.

[Narnia]

You got to know Sean well since Feb. 25th then?

[Annette Curtain]

Narnia Wrote:

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> You got to know Sean well since Feb. 25th then?

Right, no squabbling here or I'll call the orderlies.

Jah please leave the room, you are beyond redemption. ( well at least your liver is )

And derybean, we can only treat ONE of your personalities at a time, which one is it to be ?

Dr.Curtain

[Mick Mac]

derbyean Wrote:

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> It will feel strange without Sean, he did add

> value to the forum.

That made me laugh. Although not sure it was supposed to. :))

['bout now]

Narnia Wrote:

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> You got to know Sean well since Feb. 25th then?

The 21st century equivalent of "get orf moi laaand".

[Narnia]

I know what you mean 'bout now but it's not exactly that. I like to take my time getting to know user names. I'm just not sure why derrybean is feeling so strange after such a brief existence.

[katie1997]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> derbyean Wrote:

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> > It will feel strange without Sean, he did add

> > value to the forum.

>

> That made me laugh. Although not sure it was

> supposed to. :))

That made me laugh. Although not sure it was supposed to... :-S

[DJKillaQueen]

What's the food like in there? Do the meatwagon provide all the meat?

Oh and is there a bar....no point me checking in (for a *cough* holiday) if there's no bar or football pitch. I know the drugs are plentiful though.

[karter]

Can you check me in this afternoon please doctor and please pop my lottery ticket in my room in time for tonights draw. Mines a g&t btw. Thanks

[katie1997]

*wonders if the new resident has brought a backgammon set?*

[karter]

Please doc don't put me next to katienumbers as i hear shes a bit of a snorer

*sets up backgammon board*

[Narnia]

You'd think she'd be more interested in Bingo. Do you have Bingo, Doc?

[Annette Curtain]

The EDF Priory will not turn a blind eye to substance abuse.

However, for medicinal purposes our in house dispensary can be contacted here www.priorywines.co.uk

Please contact the sales Clinical Reception & collect your http://www.prioryfarm.co.uk/images/rc_sidepics1.jpg

http://www.priory-antiques.co.uk/images/uploads/PYRAMID_TELEPHONE._1JPG.JPG"Hello...meds at 7:30-7:35"

Have a pleasant stay & as it's Saturday it will be lights out at 6 ( a.m )

Dr.Curtain

_{Clinical Director.}

[????]

I see a day when it's just *Bob*, Keef, Mick Mack, PeckhamGatectrasher, Jah and me spitting out contemp filled bile at each other whilst swigging cider under the EDF arches

[Moos]

*coughs*