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Keef Wrote:

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> I'm quite lucky in that I very rarely get sick

> from drink.

>

> Sick on buses is very unpleasant, but I always try

> to offer a sympathetic smile to the sickee, as

> it's really horrible being ill, and it's not like

> they've planned to ruin your day.

>

> I remember being on a 177 from Plumstead to

> Peckham once, when this absolutely horrid piss

> artist got his cock out and just started pissing

> on the floor (very nearly hitting my bag!). Now he

> did not get a symathetic smile!



Sorry, Keef. It won't happen again :)-D

seanmlow Wrote:

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> Right - vomit stories here we come!

>

> I once vomited after a rather bumpy ride on the 12

> - it was after i had been thrown off the bus by

> the driver at Dulwich library. No one stopped to

> help!



thats why they should bring back the routemaster,you could just hang off the back,do the deed,continue on your journey and not offend fellow passengers.

spadetownboy Wrote:

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> seanmlow Wrote:

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> -----

> > Right - vomit stories here we come!

> >

>

>

> thats why they should bring back the

> routemaster,you could just hang off the back,do

> the deed,continue on your journey and not offend

> fellow passengers.



I was just thinking the same. I wonder if TFL took into account the vomit factor when they introduced new buses. The Routemaster offered easy escape and good ventilation. I have myself jumped from a moving 12 to be sick on Peckham High Street.


Apart from bouncing up on down on a bendy bus, you're sealed in, no where to go. It's a disaster waiting to happen. You can't even realistically try a window. What can you expect?

How gross!! In all the years I have drank, I have never got to the state that I would need to vomit!

I guess my nana weaning me on rum as a child helped me in handling my drink!


Maybe you need to learn not to mix your drinks/drink on an empty stomach/drink booze that doesn't agree with you/become teetotal ( delete as applicable) in order not to get on the bus and make your fellow passengers have to hold their noses and turn their head away from your vomit!


Oh else, instead of boarding a bus, find a doorway and sleep it off!>:D<


I have been on the 176 after a very drunken night up west and someone boarded the bus with his mate and just bowed his head down and vomited whilst his mate sat there pretending not to see it, they both then got up and just got off at their stop and some poor passenger who went to sit in his seat step right into his vomit and turned green......urgh!!!



I think I will avoid going to any events with you lot, it looks like I will have to bring sick bags!

thats why they should bring back the routemaster,you could just hang off the back,do the deed,continue on your journey and not offend fellow passengers.

...only if you can reach the back. Got on crowded 2B at tulse hill one rush hour morning and was standing downstairs between the bench seats that were opposite each other. Woman standing next to me honked, mostly down herself and just missed me. Probably morning sickness.

If that were the case they would fit in well ;-)


I think they will be tucked up in bed by 2am, unless of course they get lost looking for the chunder bus stop ;-)


I think I have been fortunate to date in my 176 experiences..... I did see a chap asleep but still eating his bag of chips once, I suppose that may have been a near chunder experience ?!?!

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