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You're not helping yourself here!


The other bob does pop up now and then, as does his missus. I've met them in the pub and they're very nice.


Going back to the emoticon thing, I am trying not to use them so much, especially the ";-)". The main reason I do though is because I have been caught out before saying something I meant totally as a joke, and ending up having to convince a female friend that I wasn't interested in her in "that way". Sometimes it helps to just chuck a ;-) in.

Missed this until now drinking in the Walrus..


Of course *Bob*'s a racist. I've know that for ages. Dumb cracker doesn't realise it himself though. Thinks he's tolerant. Thinks he's Chris Morris!


'Sorry that you misunderstood me' isn't an apology either. Show some humility Adolf.


This must be *Bob*'s lowest moment. Whilst I am loving it I'd rather find out if Marmora got to dine out in Tehran if you know what I mean...

Marmora Man Wrote:

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> When is it proper / what is the best way to ask

> "Where are you from"

>

> After a check up with my new dentist I was

> intrigued by her accent and rather strange name. I

> raised the question by saying "may I ask you where

> you are from?" but wondered afterwards whether I

> had been politically incorrect in presuming she

> was not born British.

>

> It turned out she was Iranian.




She has a tyupical Iranian face. you should go to Iran more

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I have been to an Arsenal match. Does this help?!

>

> My brother and his girlfriend are season

> ticket-holder fruitloops and took me to some

> important cup match, where I stood, bored stiff

> for 90 minutes (plus half time) waiting for the

> next waft of fart and/or cheap meat to float past

> my nostrils.


If you'd ever like anyone to take your place if they offer again - please feel free to contact me

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> You saying they all look the same Snorky? Sure

> *Bob* would agree. They come over here...


Nah!


Its like saying someone has an Albanian face or whatever - she has typical Iranian features - they are a very handsome "lot" and quite distinctive


And Yes, I know the lady you are referring to

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