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In the same vein....


After all the mayhem of calling a teddy bear Mohammed in Sudan, Sooty has cancelled his tour of Jamaica.(td)


Being a Jamaican myself, how exactly is this in the same vein? How many Jamaicans do you think are called Sooty?

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I was talking about all this:


?No Declan I shan't. I will only make things worse ?


?What happened in those missing 4 minutes??


and


?Well I posted twice. Had a cuppa and then decided that I wouldnt be drawn into a big controversial debate. Simple really ?


business


I just don?t get it.

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George Bush is listening to his daily briefing. It concludes with the news that "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."


"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"


His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as

the President sits, head in hands.


Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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