a joke

[Rolo Tomasi]

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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In the same vein....

After all the mayhem of calling a teddy bear Mohammed in Sudan, Sooty has cancelled his tour of Jamaica.(td)

Being a Jamaican myself, how exactly is this in the same vein? How many Jamaicans do you think are called Sooty?

[Narnia]

I'm afraid I don't get the joke either! I speak to a lady on the phone at work called Sooty, but have no idea where her name comes from. I remember Sooty and Sweep........sort of, but what's the joke? Maybe I'm just a thick Paddy!

[spadetownboy]

blame jim davidson

[spadetownboy]

John Darwin has reappeared afer being missing presumed dead for 5 years. In a press conference he stated thats the last time he,s going on holiday with the McCanns.

[TillieTrotter]

Edited

[Narnia]

Come on tillie..........spit it out!

[Jah Lush]

Two monkeys in a bath. First one goes "ooh, ooh ooh, ahh, ahh ahh."

Second one goes: "Well put some f**king cold water in then."

[TillieTrotter]

No Declan I shan't. I will only make things worse:-S

[Narnia]

What happened in those missing 4 minutes?

[TillieTrotter]

Well I posted twice. Had a cuppa and then decided that I wouldnt be drawn into a big controversial debate. Simple really;-)

[Brendan]

Anyone else found these last 4 jokes a little too abstract?

???.perch sandwich

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Brendan, I'll be happy to explain the hot water joke over a pint.

[lozzyloz]

An abstract joke

Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!" One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that shit?"

[Brendan]

I was talking about all this:

?No Declan I shan't. I will only make things worse ?

?What happened in those missing 4 minutes??

and

?Well I posted twice. Had a cuppa and then decided that I wouldnt be drawn into a big controversial debate. Simple really ?

business

I just don?t get it.

[spadetownboy]

while i thought it fair that gillian gibbons got 15 days for insulting mohammed, i thought it was pretty harsh that she was then deported to liverpool.

[Brendan]

George Bush is listening to his daily briefing. It concludes with the news that "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as

the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Keef]

LOL at both of those! :))

[Annasfield]

Spadetownboy - I'm beginning to get the impression you're Liverpoolist........(6)

[Brendan]

Surely that's a scousist?

[Annasfield]

Thanks Brendan ;-)

Couldn't decide between the two (?)

[Michael Palaeologus]

He clearly had a bad lead-related-roof-experience.

[SimonM]

Deplorable scousist "joke"

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The accused

[jim_the_chin]

Deplorable northern stereotype joke 2:

What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.

[spadetownboy]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> He clearly had a bad lead-related-roof-experience.

hubcapitis.

[Annasfield]

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