Seen Anyone Famous In East Dulwich?

[SimonM]

If he had to stand on an upturned crate to do it then it probably was Pacino himself...>:D

[solstice]

Lorraine Chase in Sainsburys dog Kennel Hill, is she a resident of Dulwich? I also saw her power walking round the Elephant and Castle a couple of months ago.

[????]

I thought I saw that Gok Wan bloke off the telly recently but thought "naaahh he wouldn't be down here" then tonight his new show had a whole load of shots done in Dulwich Gallery....my missus watches it, I wasn't looking at boobs honest

[Jah Lush]

solstice Wrote:

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> Lorraine Chase in Sainsburys dog Kennel Hill, is

> she a resident of Dulwich? I also saw her power

> walking round the Elephant and Castle a couple of

> months ago.

She grew up in Peckham and for many years lived on Camberwell Grove.

[solstice]

Thanks Jah Lush for the info, LL seems to be the place to spot Emmerdale cast members, saw gay johnny afew weeks ago, and Lorraine`s screen hubby Dr. Forsythe.

[AllforNun]

......er.......still no......

[AllyCat]

Ex Corrie actress Kate Ford having Sunday lunch in The Bishop with her cute daughter..... and Daniel Flynn (Supt John Heaton on The Bill) in Greetings!

[SeanMacGabhann]

was walking down the street with MrBen when the same Ms Ford stopped him to have a chat. I didn't know who she was - but she seemed very lovely

[Michael Palaeologus]

Did MrBen go pink when he met her? he normally does.

[Strawbs]

Kate Ford (ex corrie) walking in to gp surgery on Tuesday & lesley sharp from the afterlife walking her pup along barry road lesley sharp

[David Mc]

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So this thread still as dull and full of non-entities as before then?

Haven't you learnt your lesson?!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Your fellow Forumites ate dull and non-entities David Mc?

[David Mc]

No, the "celebrities" are!

[mockney piers]

I think most 'celebrities' are just normal people really, I'm sure they're lovely when you meet them. I've met that thingy wassisname from Stereophonics a few times when I worked up in Camden and he was lovely.

Except Paris Hilton, I don't believe for a second she actually exists, I think she's either entirely photoshopped or an animatronic puppet.

[HonaloochieB]

Naomi Campbell blanked me in The Castle the other night.

She was all over me like cheap suit the week before when I was lavishing brandy and Babycham on her in the pool hall in Brixton.

I won't bother with her in future.

Moody old wagon.

[HonaloochieB]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Except Paris Hilton, I don't believe for a second

> she actually exists, I think she's either entirely

> photoshopped or an animatronic puppet.

Oh, let me assure you MP, she exists alright. As I know to my cost.

There I was on the slightly wonky pin table, in that pub over by Albert Bridge, and who should come up and goose me?

You're probably well ahead of me, it was Paz.

We of course fell into conversation, and naturally I plied her with sticks of mild and large bumpers of creme de menthe.

As the evening wore on, she assured me she would effect an introduction to Lionel Ritchie, through her pal Nicole.

I made no secret of the fact that my intention was to c@nt him off for that ludicrous video he made with the blind woman and his lumpy clay face. I thought we had an agreement.

Any way, a couple of days later in that pub, you know the one, this side of the river near Chelsea Bridge.

You know, with the pleasant Australian barmaid with the acne and the graffito 'SO WAS THE TITANIC' on the condom machine.

The Duke? The Prince? The Butchers Arms? Something along those lines.

Any way, there she is with the dart's team, taking on all comers for two's-up and double tops.

I take her aside and asked for Ritchie's contact details only to be informed that she and Nicole had had a falling out the night before.

Apparently Nicole had seen some video footage of PH, which lead her to intemperate use of the word 'slag', causing no little offence to the heiress. Hilton claimed that Carlberg Special Brew played a large part in a her former friend's diatribe.

The up shot of it all was that I am down several quid in drinks for sillybollocks Hilton and Lionel Ritchie remains blithely unaware of my opinion of that shite video.

And some would have you believe there's a God. Jesus.

[SimonM]

I think Pete & Dud this kind of thing much more funnily all those years ago with their "Bloody Greta Garbo!" sketch! >:D

[HonaloochieB]

SimonM Wrote:

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> I think Pete & Dud this kind of thing much more

> funnily all those years ago with their "Bloody

> Greta Garbo!" sketch! >:D<

I don't know Simon, I just bumped into Barry Cryer in Somerfield and he reckons you're talking bollocks.

[AllforNun]

er still no ?

[HonaloochieB]

AllforNun Wrote:

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> er still no ?

Hmm AFN, I've just had a chat with Biddy Baxter in the Barry off-licence (and yes I glanced in her basket, a barbecue chicken pizza, two chickpea salads and seven large bottles of Stella, since you ask) and she thinks you're either making an anagrammatical reference of some sort to Ben Stiller, or you're being wilfully obscure.

I take the more charitable view that you're being enigmatic.

Or do I?

[Muttley]

I saw Big Cook and Little Cook strolling down Lordship Lane the other day. My daughter is shocked to discover that Big Cook is actually little and Little Cook is actually big. Another tv deceit uncovered.

[Ms T]

Sue Perkins, this morning, at the car wash place near Sainsburys.

[Ted Max]

Fair play to her for getting into that racket. Normally the Albanians have it sewn up. Did she do a good job?

[Ms T]

>:D

[louisiana]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> I think most 'celebrities' are just normal people

> really, I'm sure they're lovely when you meet

> them. I've met that thingy wassisname from

> Stereophonics a few times when I worked up in

> Camden and he was lovely.

I encountered Hugh F-W @ the RSA back end of last year, and he was terribly 'you're not important so I don't need to speak to you or even acknoeldge your presence' towards quite a few people around me (who were all attending a screening of a film he was promoting, and were mostly fellows of the RSA, and included quite a few film-makers and environmental activists etc., so not exactly people picked up off the pavement).

It was like, unless you've got a video camera trained on me or are some kind of world leader, you don't exist. Strange. I understand he wants to maximise exposure, but a lot of those people could do things for those projects, and were all worth a couple of moments of his time. Even if he only picked one or two of them...