fantasy East Dulwich Neighbour

[buggie]

James' comment in the fashion advice thread just got me thinking - who would you consider the ideal neighbour/fourm drinks attender??

The reason James' comment triggered this is that I think I'd love it to be Gok Wan - to never have a bad fashion day again - so long as he didn't get me posing naked in my front window as well!!

[Bellenden Belle]

Ooooh, I'd like Gok Wan to be my flatmate too! Or a fabulous radio presenter called Baylen Leonard because he has a passion for musicals and I could imagine us starting each day with a medley from Sweet Charity, Chicago, and the Producers.

Oh and George Clooney next door if he promised to stop making those Kenco ads.

[Spartacus]

Anyone but Ceaser ....

Personally I am happy with all my nighbours, I have the "girl next door", "the old grumpy geezer", "the family" across the way and the "mad woman who runs naked down the road"

Appian way is a normal street in anyones books if only there weren't so many chariots driving around at break neck speed!!

[Jah Lush]

Keith Richards would be fun, we could nip round to each other houses and get wrecked. He'd certainly be a good drinking partner and I could get some much needed guitar lessons off of him. On the other side Kelly Brook could pop round my gaff for a cup sugar anytime she wanted.

[KalamityKel]

I'd love to be peeking through my window drooling as Mr O Bloom would be in the back garden sunbathing... ooooo the thoughts! AND certainly much better than the current option - as much as I love boobs me neighbour just doesn't do it for me one bit :-$

[LuvPeckham]

It would have to be Davina living next door for obvious reasons

If she was camped outside my house (rather then next door) then it would mean (gulp) that I was in Big Brother (shreaks with horror at the prospect)

Failing that ... Eddie Izzard and Cameron Diaz either side of me and Kylie and Danni over the road (imagine the dinner parties)

[KalamityKel]

And no invite eh luvP ? ;-)

[Brendan]

The friends I grew up with and who are now all scattered across the globe.

They would be a lot more fun and intellectually stimulating than any combination of toss pot slebrities.

[MadWorld74]

Brian Blessed.....I could call on him when my noisey neighbour started acting up. He'd come round and bellow at them!....I also think he's pretty cool.

[Pickle]

I'd love to have Bruce Parry (the guy from "Tribe") living next door - his stories over a drink or dinner would be amazing to hear!

Years ago when I lived in Clapham I had "celebrities" living next door (at least they thought they were) - the "pop group" 3SL - you're forgiven if you've never heard of them! They were the 3 Scott-Lee brothers, Lisa from Steps' brothers, one of them is now married to the orange one from Liberty X. Provided us with hours of entertainment listening to them having singing lessons, and watching them strut round the shared courtyard topless in the hope someone was watching (of course we were... but we were a flat of 20 something single girls!). Bizarrely their Dad lived with them too!

[cdonline]

Anybody apart from current neighbours would do.

4 in the morning and it sounds like he's sawing his girlfriend in half. She sounds in pain. Leave off, and go to sleep!

[LuvPeckham]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> And no invite eh luvP ? ;-)

What are you trying to say KK? that I am not good enough to hobnob with the stars ? I'll have you know I don't share my hobnobs with just anyone

(note to self strike KK of Fantasy Christmas Card List for not being nice to LP, lick open and now festering wound and go home to mummy for Tea, Sympathy and a Powerranger sticking plaster to make it all better)

[KalamityKel]

My most sincere apologies LP I was of course referring to your own parties and not inviting the celebs over ;-)

[Keef]

I like Brendan's idea. All the great friends I have who have gone back to Australia, especially Tasha who is one of my favourite people in the world!

That said, I think I'd be nipping round to Jah's quite often to have a drink with Keef, and share Kelly's sugar! >:D<

[Spartacus]

cdonline Wrote:

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> Anybody apart from current neighbours would do.

>

> 4 in the morning and it sounds like he's sawing

> his girlfriend in half. She sounds in pain.

> Leave off, and go to sleep!

SORRY cdonline

But me and mrs Spartacus are practicing for this years Romans and Slaves Show, held on Appian way as always, and I am just honing my "saw the wife in half trick" as you speak

Am having awful problems as the instructions that came with the saw are in latin and I am just trying to confirm if I cut her lengthwise or widthwise - lengthwise seems to take longer but causes Mrs S to cry out in pain a lot more

I'm Spartacus and the women in pieces over there is Mrs Spartacus

[LuvPeckham]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> My most sincere apologies LP I was of course

> referring to your own parties and not inviting the

> celebs over ;-)

Good attempt but too little and too late, sorry to say invites for the Dinner party have gone out and you ain't getting one !! (6) Now to add Kylie's address to the last invite using only letters cut out of Bunty, Woman's realm and legsex monthly.

[KalamityKel]

:( cheers LP wuv u too! U know I do have connections wiv Kylie... if you wanna know more... ;-)

Reading the boys views on having mates for neighbours... hmmm I fink I'd like that too. Would save me a fortune on travel AND I wouldnt have to worry about falling asleep on the floor or in the garden I could just crawl out of one door in to another. hmmmm sorted! :))

[Marmora Man]

I'd like a large family that had a good plumber, a good electrician, a good carpenter and a good builder within their ranks, always anxious to help out their neighbour at he drop of a hat in return for a few beers.

[bon3yard]

Just how mad is this woman? Does she take gentlemen callers?

[mightyroar]

kelly brook did used to live in tulse hill you know. not that long ago either

[Asset]

she used to drink in the dog fairly frequently. She and Billy were mooching about in the village last summer too

[buggie]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> Just how mad is this woman? Does she take

> gentlemen callers?

... are you asking about me?? I'm not that mad I promise, and on the gentleman caller's front - just my fiance cheers!

[SimonM]

>>and on the gentleman caller's front - just my fiance cheers!<<

The rest just applaud politely? :))

[HonaloochieB]

I'd go along with BB and have Baylen Leonard next door with Amy Lame next to him and Danny Baker on the other side.

Upstairs I'd have Tom Waits in no 26 and in no 27 Ross, Chandler, Joey, Monica and Phoebe out of Friends.

I'd rent my spare room to Rachel.

[Jah Lush]

mightyroar Wrote:

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> kelly brook did used to live in tulse hill you

> know. not that long ago either.

Herne Hill actually. She and Jason Whatshisface used to go in the Dog quite a lot.