Mick Mac Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-43280624.html Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I'll send you the Bill...I'm here all week Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Fegg Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "Internally the accommodation is arranged as a number of interconnected rooms with associated WC facilities".Outside there are some roads with cars on and some people walking around. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElmGrove Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Waitrose and flats? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 New cinema, theatre, music venue. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Water park. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Strip joint. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Laser Dome, 10 pin bowling and cinema complex with a roof pool complete with waterslides. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Opium den/drop in drop out centre. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 In all seriousness, it would be great to see them build a youth centre similar to the one that has recently been built on Wells Park Road in Sydenham. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
edcam Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 A hammam. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigello Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Clown refuge Orange liquid bottle refilling station New parents' buggy training school Charm school (proprietress: Louisa) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Quirky pallet coffee table factory? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 a drop in centre for n00bs to learn the EDF in jokes Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 A Wetherspoon, which as we all know has a policy that the Gents' are as far away and as deep down as possible from the bar area. This one could set the record for furthest and deepest.On that basis I'd name it The Status Quo and hope it remains as that and never changes.I'd also have a doohickey linked up to a gizmo that played the chorus of 'Down Down' every time a chap went down the stairs to 'pay a visit'.At weekends as the punters returned from their ablutions there'd be a basic recording of a mariachi band intoning 'Urine The Army Now'.Quite how the jovial Mexicans will be able to present/emphasise the piss-based play on words and indeed if it's even worth bothering with is something I'll muse upon for about the same amount of time I'd listen to a Muse record.If it goes ahead I'll talk it over with Tim out of Wetherspoon, like as not over Beer 'n' Burger deal.My treat. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Given its rep, sloshing the downstairs/screaming rooms with luminol might yield interesting results Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Mmmmh . Police Station. ?? DulwichFox Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/36568-anyone-want-to-buy-a-police-station/#findComment-680602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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