Anyone want to buy a Police Station?

[Mick Mac]

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-43280624.html

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I'll send you the Bill...

I'm here all week

[Albert Fegg]

"Internally the accommodation is arranged as a number of interconnected rooms with associated WC facilities".

Outside there are some roads with cars on and some people walking around.

[ElmGrove]

Waitrose and flats?

[Jah Lush]

New cinema, theatre, music venue.

[Jeremy]

Water park.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Strip joint.

[Otta]

Laser Dome, 10 pin bowling and cinema complex with a roof pool complete with waterslides.

[Jah Lush]

Opium den/drop in drop out centre.

[Otta]

In all seriousness, it would be great to see them build a youth centre similar to the one that has recently been built on Wells Park Road in Sydenham.

[edcam]

A hammam.

[Nigello]

Clown refuge

Orange liquid bottle refilling station

New parents' buggy training school

Charm school (proprietress: Louisa)

[Vik]

Quirky pallet coffee table factory?

[woodrot]

a drop in centre for n00bs to learn the EDF in jokes

[HonaloochieB]

A Wetherspoon, which as we all know has a policy that the Gents' are as far away and as deep down as possible from the bar area.

This one could set the record for furthest and deepest.

On that basis I'd name it The Status Quo and hope it remains as that and never changes.

I'd also have a doohickey linked up to a gizmo that played the chorus of 'Down Down' every time a chap went down the stairs to 'pay a visit'.

At weekends as the punters returned from their ablutions there'd be a basic recording of a mariachi band intoning 'Urine The Army Now'.

Quite how the jovial Mexicans will be able to present/emphasise the piss-based play on words and indeed if it's even worth bothering with is something I'll muse upon for about the same amount of time I'd listen to a Muse record.

If it goes ahead I'll talk it over with Tim out of Wetherspoon, like as not over Beer 'n' Burger deal.

My treat.

[steveo]

Given its rep, sloshing the downstairs/screaming rooms with luminol might yield interesting results

[DulwichFox]

Mmmmh .

Police Station. ??

DulwichFox