Astrology: thoughts

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Asset Wrote:

Yes Dear Tony, but we've already established the daily horoscopes are bullkak.

Lets not be toooo hasty.

I read mine once that said I might have a good day that day and I did!!:)-D

..so its not all,er,bullkak. :))

[VeryBerryCherry]

Asset Wrote:

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> Yes Dear Tony, but we've already established the

> daily horoscopes are bullkak.

>

> VBC - yes I am, let's be friends

Oh YES! Lets! :)-D >:D<

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Howsabout successfully predicting someone's sign,given their nowledge of said person?

[Asset]

it can be done on physical characteristics alone. still all bolleaux though.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

True!

Bollo/eaux?

Reminds me of the old "Gateaux" joke:-$

[VeryBerryCherry]

send in a photo and we'll see what psychic viebes we get!!!

[Jah Lush]

Damn! Missed this bolleaux. But for the record I'm an Aquarian and a Fire Rooster and I do occasionally check my daily horoscope in the paps. I even have a Chinese horoscope thingy on Facebook. It's just a bit of harmless fun but I do have a lot of the characteristics of an Aquarian, which means I'm a slightly eccentric, knowledge seeking individual, or something like that. I guess that's for other people to say.

For those that are interested the Daily Mash normally gets mine right.

YOUR ASTROLOGICAL WEEK AHEAD

WITH PSYCHIC BOB

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)

Sit in a hole and do nothing.

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)

Conflicting messages: while the new Moon is a signal to start anew, Mercury's backside asks you to mop up its business. Now wash your hands.

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)

So much of what's happening around you involves mutual back-scratching. Why not ask them for a reach around instead?

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)

Fresh out of ideas on how to meet someone new? That doesn?t surprise me.

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)

You long for a passionate long-term relationship, but don't rule out the value of just using someone for sex.

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)

You radiate a special kind of power that people gravitate towards today. Why not use it for evil?

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)

Friends are concerned that lately you've been all work and no play. Prove them wrong by throwing another orgy, but this time make it one they'll never forget!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Explore your emotional side today ? no one else will.

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)

You're feeling the urge to make a big splash at work. Borrow a workmate?s pen to break it in half afterwards to make sure it goes round the bend.

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)

Today you're feeling great about life and it shows. So just stop it you annoying shit.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Instead of a whirlwind romance, a slower courtship could be exactly what you need to redeem your faith in Cupid. Or maybe just a handjob.

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

Are you sure you don?t want your indecision to hold you back?

[Brendan]

I've checked this out now and I'm a Gemini - Fire - Snake.

So a two-faced, flaming snake then.

[VeryBerryCherry]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

>

> Are you sure you don?t want your indecision to

> hold you back?

A p!sstake maybe... but right now it's pretty accurate :-S

[Jah Lush]

You see. Maybe there is something to it.

[chuff]

I love my prediction (pisces), just wish I had somewhere to go to be suitably evil. Sounds like fun.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

VeryBerryCherry Wrote:

send in a photo and we'll see what psychic viebes we get!!!

My identity must always remain a closely guarded secret unless I attend one of the NON-Friday meet-ups:))

For the record I'm 6'2'' . Blond-Blue-Eyed with a dimpled chin.Slim.12 Stone and look a tad like Malcolm McDowell(A Clockwork Orange(without the eye make-up:()...

Which Star-Sign am I then VBC?B)

[snorky]

3 pages discussing so far discussing utter nonsense.

well done

[Asset]

not much new there then

[glau]

My mother-in-law is an astrologer and she likened my chakra, or was it my aura? to Al Kaida's in general and Osama bin Laden's in particular. No. Really.

[HonaloochieB]

I Was Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King.

It seems the Astrology:thoughts and the Song Game threads are on the cusp.

It's a funny old world up there in those stars.

I'm sure Shelley Von Strunckel would consider Albert's attitude judgemental, but then she would, what with her being a typical, critical Taurean.

[Moos]

glau Wrote:

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> My mother-in-law is an astrologer and she likened

> my chakra, or was it my aura? to Al Kaida's in

> general and Osama bin Laden's in particular. No.

> Really.

Glau, that would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. I can't imagine anyone less terrorist than you. I am envisaging her doing it in a wonderfully passive-aggressive way , with a sympathetic smile on her face. Mothers-in-law are a delight, aren't they - mine is the original aggressive-aggressive flavour. She once told me all English women look like horses.

[glau]

Ah, mothers-in-law... a separate thread perhaps dedicated to the delights of?

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> glau Wrote:

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> > My mother-in-law is an astrologer and she

> likened

> > my chakra, or was it my aura? to Al Kaida's in

> > general and Osama bin Laden's in particular.

> No.

> > Really.

>

> Glau, that would be hilarious if it weren't so

> sad. I can't imagine anyone less terrorist than

> you. I am envisaging her doing it in a

> wonderfully passive-aggressive way , with a

> sympathetic smile on her face. Mothers-in-law are

> a delight, aren't they - mine is the original

> aggressive-aggressive flavour. She once told me

> all English women look like horses.

You can tell she's coming for a visit when the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.

Sometimes the spirit of Les dawson is upon me.

[Izodia]

3 times in 2 weeks the Metro horoscopes have insinuated that my other half is having a work-based affair. How dare they! Lucky I don't believe in these things or I'd be starting to get paranoid...

[MelbourneGr]

Izodia Wrote:

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> 3 times in 2 weeks the Metro horoscopes have

> insinuated that my other half is having a

> work-based affair. How dare they! Lucky I don't

> believe in these things or I'd be starting to get

> paranoid...

I think it's full of sh!t. Good on ya.

[TillieTrotter]

Aquarius is me and a sheep!

[VeryBerryCherry]

We have been laughing at less accurate horoscopes since 1963

[TillieTrotter]

Come on Mystic Ass, I'm waiting for an analysis of me.

Edited for bad spelling

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm saying nothing