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Found myself browsing Project Gutenberg stuff in an idle moment and came across a book called Sex (Avoided Subjects Discussed in Plain English).


Many anachronistic laughs to be had therein. I particularly liked this bit, as I feel it may offer a glimpse into the author's home life:


THE WIFE AND HER POSITION

The natural instinct of a man is to seek his mate. On her he depends for an orderly and lawful indulgence of his sex demands. The greatest longevity and best health are to be found among happily married fathers and mothers. No young woman should marry without a full knowledge of her sex duties to her husband. And she should never consummate the marriage vow grudgingly.

>> Let me google that for you <<

Who hasn't been on a messageboard and seen

someone ask a really simple question that would

have taken more time to post than it would to

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hand with this fantastic new Patronise 2.0

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Courtesy of b3ta, and my test was...

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=plumber+east+dulwich

watching the ladies skeleton racing on eurosport this morning, one of the american racers, obviously a bit of a tree-hugger, had a message emblazoned on her board, "save a tree, eat a beaver". when she consequently took the lead, someone congratulated her to which she promptly replied "must be all that beaver i ate". "i won,t even go there" quipped the commentator.

Jimbob Wrote:

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> watching the ladies skeleton racing on eurosport

> this morning, one of the american racers,

> obviously a bit of a tree-hugger, had a message

> emblazoned on her board, "save a tree, eat a

> beaver". when she consequently took the lead,

> someone congratulated her to which she promptly

> replied "must be all that beaver i ate". "i won,t

> even go there" quipped the commentator.


Which just goes to show that cunniligus is not to everyone's taste.

Odd for an American though, they seem to enjoy anchovies on most things.

hmmmmm something on this page is making my Realtime Infection Treatment on my laptop go nuts...


Anyway has anyone seen this? Made me laugh.. and might be used on a few question placed on this forum from time to time.. but that would surely be rude. Wouldn't it?


http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/

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