Things that have made me laugh 2

[Brendan]

Palin for president

[DaveR]

The Daily Mash continues to be the funniest thing on the web:

ryanair

In particular:

"The in-flight meal will involve a catering box of Wotsits emptied into the aisle followed by an angry free-for-all."

[SimonM]

....and the choice of in-flight entertainment is just inspired!

[giggirl]

Birmingham International Airport's 33 page

2007-2008 Report and Accounts has an interesting

photo, showing what a luggage scanner sees:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/brum_airport_shocker/

Look hard. OMG I'm never ever flying anywhere again.

[lozzyloz]

How to settle debts

[david_carnell]

I don't like Star Wars but this had even me laughing.

[dukesdenver]

These Digested Reads:

Under Orders by Dick Francis

Snowdon by Anne de Courcy

[Brendan]

Speaking of Star Wars http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw&feature=related

[Ant]

Found myself browsing Project Gutenberg stuff in an idle moment and came across a book called Sex (Avoided Subjects Discussed in Plain English).

Many anachronistic laughs to be had therein. I particularly liked this bit, as I feel it may offer a glimpse into the author's home life:

THE WIFE AND HER POSITION

The natural instinct of a man is to seek his mate. On her he depends for an orderly and lawful indulgence of his sex demands. The greatest longevity and best health are to be found among happily married fathers and mothers. No young woman should marry without a full knowledge of her sex duties to her husband. And she should never consummate the marriage vow grudgingly.

[dukesdenver]

And this:

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

[mockney piers]

I would of course go with Dean Ashton over Van Persie!!

[david_carnell]

Piers, I think you've previously posted strips from Get Your War On but now it's animated. And fecking hilarious....

"The new American flag will be a white flag but with a picture of a burning American flag on it"

Heh.

[mockney piers]

i like it, and great quote.

Today's mash has a future classic with Nothing to fear from German economic collapse

[citizenED]

Just to tap into the spirit of the X-factor

Ken Lee

[mockney piers]

The East Quagmire Forum

The Lounge...Allright!!!!!!

[david_carnell]

Pointless....but funny.

[ruffers]

>> Let me google that for you <<

Who hasn't been on a messageboard and seen

someone ask a really simple question that would

have taken more time to post than it would to

simply google in the first place? Help is at

hand with this fantastic new Patronise 2.0

service.

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/

Courtesy of b3ta, and my test was...

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=plumber+east+dulwich

[david_carnell]

It is NOT Bournemouth.

[Brendan]

You'll always get a guy with a pie. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vc4JJ8C4N0&feature=related

[Jimbob]

watching the ladies skeleton racing on eurosport this morning, one of the american racers, obviously a bit of a tree-hugger, had a message emblazoned on her board, "save a tree, eat a beaver". when she consequently took the lead, someone congratulated her to which she promptly replied "must be all that beaver i ate". "i won,t even go there" quipped the commentator.

[HonaloochieB]

Jimbob Wrote:

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> watching the ladies skeleton racing on eurosport

> this morning, one of the american racers,

> obviously a bit of a tree-hugger, had a message

> emblazoned on her board, "save a tree, eat a

> beaver". when she consequently took the lead,

> someone congratulated her to which she promptly

> replied "must be all that beaver i ate". "i won,t

> even go there" quipped the commentator.

Which just goes to show that cunniligus is not to everyone's taste.

Odd for an American though, they seem to enjoy anchovies on most things.

[mockney piers]

Pig Nose - This is my brother in law Scott, he's visiting from Hoth

Scott - I don't know why they call it Hoth, they should call it Coldth

[benjaminty]

hmmmmm something on this page is making my Realtime Infection Treatment on my laptop go nuts...

Anyway has anyone seen this? Made me laugh.. and might be used on a few question placed on this forum from time to time.. but that would surely be rude. Wouldn't it?

http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/

[mockney piers]

[SeanMacGabhann]

hilarious!