Crushes

[Annasfield]

As we have a cartoon crush thread and a loopy lust figures thread, I was wondering if anyone else on here has a ridiculous secret crush on another forum user whom they have never met?

Sometimes people who make me laugh or interest me with their post gets me thinking about what they look like. I'm probably way off the mark in my thoughts, but I guess that's the beauty of t'interweb.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Ted max and *bob*. Never met either and they are the wrong gender for me.. . But check out the hot brains on them

More seriously. . I have trouble keeping in check the people i have met and fancy. . To add people i have not met ?? Yikes

[RosieH]

Sean, that is because you are a man of impeccable sense.

I am not. Annasfield, I've totally had crushes on forumites, but I'm not saying who on the offchance I do one day make it to forum drinks. I find that often the crush wears off smartish when they say something I consider incompatible with my delicate sensibilities.

I take it from the posing of the question that you have had a crush or two yourself..?

[HonaloochieB]

Me. Have a crush on a forumer?

No, don't be silly. Whaat? I can't believe you said that.

That is so, like f@cking cringe. Like I ever would, yea? I mean, as if.

I mean, who would? In their right mind? I mean, no way, right? You're kidding, aren't you?

Ooh, so according to you, it's just like, talk and hmmm and then stuff like just happens.

Just like that. Whooaaah. Think not. So not. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???

It's just the most like wrong thing, to even like consider that I might be considering a crush on someone on the EDT when in the same time I could be calling Jeremy Kyle, is f@cking insulting to me man. Not to mention to the woman whose child she is unsure is mine. But she is still prepared to appear on 'NATIONAL TV'tm and drown in the humiliation of the DNA test, the 'lie-detector and the ugliness of our family members.

But all that said Annasfield, IF I was looking for a new bitch...

[Keef]

I always had a crush on Jah Lush until I met the beast. Far too much of a man for my delicate sensibilities. Right now I have the horn for SteveT.

[Keef]

I was hoping some brave souls would admit to something on here, but alas no... Not that I blame anyone.

[Moos]

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[annaj]

I have a huge crush on bignumber5 ;-)

[Bellenden Belle]

annaj Wrote:

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> I have a huge crush on bignumber5 ;-)

Ahhh, bless!

[Keef]

I have wondered about people on here, and one or two have really earnt my respect and just made me think they seem lovely, but I don't want to scare anyone by naming names.

As for people I've met... ;-)

[TillieTrotter]

It is funny how you can become attracted to a person's personality without actually meeting them. I suppose that's how this cyber dating thing must work.

[Keef]

Equally there are a couple of people on here who, to me at least, seem really different in real life to how they come across on here!

[LuvPeckham]

My (Forum) Mate fancies you ..... ;-)

[georgia]

People I've met - yes (but that's all I'm saying ;-)). Not sure about people I haven't. Agree with Annasfield that you do build up a picture of how you think people may look from what they write, though it's probably totally wrong!

[Keef]

I was wondering if anyone else on here has a ridiculous secret crush on another forum user whom they have never met?

So come on, spill the beans young lady!

[annaj]

What Keef said!

Come on Anna, you can't expect anyone else to confess unless you do....

[giggirl]

The folk of ED seem horny as hell at the moment, if all these new threads seem anything to go by. Is there something in our water?

[Brendan]

I think they?re all repressed and are using the forum as an outlet. I suggest locking them up in a small space and filling them with booze and ecstasy. That should sort it out.

[LuvPeckham]

giggirl Wrote:

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> The folk of ED seem horny as hell at the moment,

> if all these new threads seem anything to go by.

> Is there something in our water?

I blame the recent full moon myself... B)

[SeanMacGabhann]

I was going to point out the same thing in the cartoon thread. Is no-one getting any?

[LuvPeckham]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> I was going to point out the same thing in the

> cartoon thread. Is no-one getting any?

If they aren't then can I suggest that they talk to Eva at the Rye hotel, they are doing a singles night soon (date to be announced) and I am sure that it will provide an outlet for all this pent up frustration.

[giggirl]

Perhaps we need a sex shop on LL? Get rid of one of the nick nack shops and make way for a nooky shop.

[Cassius]

I've been told that the ones all talking about aren't the ones actually doing it!

[giggirl]

I think you're right Cassius. Not many people getting any in ED at the moment then.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am currently sharing my flat with a temporarily orphaned Goldfish and a footloose Cactus. No romance there then.

I havent had a crush on anyone in the virtual world, apart from Mockney Piers and lets face it, everybody has had a crush on HIM, callous heart-breaker that he is.

I have had vague crushes on Forumites I have met ... and then I got to know them a bit better :))