Hipsters

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Snorks works for Gillette, he has sound commercial reasons for his hatred of beards

[Baggs]

Are we talking hipsters here, or late modern hipsters? There's a difference. Laurie Taylor is brilliant in his bamboozlement here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b046l7zr

Enjoy!

[vgrant]

as a rule, its nopt good to judge by appearance. But with hipsters, this a proven shortcut that saves time and effort.

See also Nick cave Albums/ Lee Child books/ Tarantino Films

[vgrant]

You dont need to eat a dog egg burger, dressed in a radiccio and hand caught anchovie artisan relish,and reclining on a bed of hill grown montenegran Rocket and set inside a lighty toasted organic cholla bun to know its not going to be good inside.Its still a dogs egg.

[El Pibe]

"I could dislike people for judging others quite superficially tho."

ooooh I've got your number ;)

[El Pibe]

[El Pibe]

for the more seasonally minded amongst you

http://boingboing.net/2014/12/11/beard-baubles-its-beginning.html

[Jah Lush]

More Shoreditch twattery.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2014/dec/09/cereal-killer-cafe-london-breakfast

[Robert Poste's Child]

Same story, different angle.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2869969/Excruciating-encounter-hipster-twin-Cereal-Killer-cafe-challenged-selling-bowl-cornflakes-3-20-one-London-s-poorest-areas.html

[RosieH]

Yeah, because Nuno Mendes's Viajante sold food that was WAAAAAYYYY cheaper...

This is a bullshit story, a journalist with not enough stories on his hands, pushing his agenda against a start up business, because he couldn't get in to interview anyone at Town Hall Hotel.

He can cock off. Twat.

[Jeremy]

What Rosie said. There's plenty of far, far more exclusive joints than this around Brick Lane and Shoreditch!

For maybe the first time in my life, I've found myself agreeing with most of the reader comments on a Daily Mail piece...

[RosieH]

Sheesh Jeremy. That's what I just said. Only I did it with more swears.

[Jeremy]

Better?

[RosieH]

It'd be better if you did more swears.

I'm feeling sweary.

[Jeremy]

Balls.

[RosieH]

My work here is done.

[Ron70]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> More Shoreditch twattery.

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> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/

> 2014/dec/09/cereal-killer-cafe-london-breakfast

"TWATTERY".....Thats a great word right there!

Ron70

[Jeremy]

Cockwomblery

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Jeremy Wrote:

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> Cockwomblery

Near Daventry

[MrBen]

Leave them alone. They're just expressing themselves through cereal. And wouldn't you rather that than people who wear chinos and deck shoes?

.....sorry. just morphed into Rosie there for a sec. Sorry but both of these guys are monumental bellends.

And no I don't wear chinos (or salmon cords)

[phobic3000]

Twattery and cock off, this was a good day. I feel enlightened.

[MrBen]

"The Pear Cafe was opened by brothers Smith and Carnellson. "We just got up one day and thought why isn't there somewhere you can just go an eat a pear at any time of day? And what would such a place look like? And we were away. We sell six types of pear including a rare variety that only grows in Corsica"

[Louisa]

Cereal bars, sourdough bread, unhygienic beards. Urgh. Why don't these people bore off back to the Home Counties, slowly eroding and homogenising Londons healthy cosmopolitan mix.

Louisa.

[RosieH]

MrBen Wrote:

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> .....sorry. just morphed into Rosie there for a

> sec. Sorry but both of these guys are monumental

> bellends.

Met 'em. They're nice. And Louisa, they're not from the Home Counties. What a monumental load of parochial cock.

I like what they're doing. They're excited about cereal, it's nice to feel positive about something, eh?

Myself, I'm ambivalent verging on disappointed about cereal, so I'll probably never eat there. But it's nice that they're brothers who had a ridiculous idea, and rather than doing what most of us would do, and boring our mates about it in the pub for years to come, about what could have been and what should have been, they opened a cafe that champions their obsession.

Ah, the season of goodwill. I wonder how your shrivelled little hearts summon up the power to keep beating throughout the day.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

What Rosie said. I had a brainwave years ago in a pub in Edinburgh. Never did anything about it. Often wonder what way my life may have gone if I ever got The Porridge Emporium off the ground.