So How Are You Today?

[HonaloochieB]

I feel lethargic, just had a lousy meeting with my newish lousy manager, I am currently giving a masterclass in displacement activity.

Christ I wish I was drunk.

[Ted Max]

Puts on spectacles, administers diagnosis.

It's Monday, HonaB. I recommend hard work, plenty of greens and strenuous exercise. Here's a leaflet. Come and see me if things haven't picked up by Thursday.

[buggie]

I'm lethargic too, but that's a good thing as I'll be napping this afternoon before starting nights tonight... roll on Friday morning!

[HonaloochieB]

Thanks for the leaflet Ted, I'll read it while I should be doing some work.

Edited as part of my ruthless dedication to displacement activity.

[giggirl]

Cough - check

Runny nose - check

Sore throat - check

A bit hot - check

I have what we girls like to call "a bit of a cold" today.

[Keef]

Funnily enough, I text a couple of foumites this morning with a question that had been bothering me.

Why on earth did the Boomtown Rats need telling why they didn't like Mondays? Surely that is one of the more obvious facts of life?

I feel vile today! Not only through self inflicted damage (although I won't deny that has played a part). My lips are totally cracked and horrible, it's amazing how nasty cracked lips can make you feel, especially when matched with a red crusty nose! :(

Sorry, too much info I suspect.

[david_carnell]

Or, if you watched Survivors last night, you have the early symptons of European Flu and we're all going to die.

Have a nice day.

[Sharon_H]

Feeling quite lethargic too and a bit wobbly, I wish I'd not got drunk yesterday.

Is it too early for a curer?

[HonaloochieB]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Cough - check

> Runny nose - check

> Sore throat - check

> A bit hot - check

What, even with the cough, runny nose and sore throat? Well done you.

[CamberwellOz]

Everyone in my household is unwell (man flu I've been told) and I'm 6 1/2 months pregnant packing up our entire house because we are moving on Saturday.

Anyone want to come and dismantle double beds with me? I'm sure there was a mistress topic on here somewhere.....

[HonaloochieB]

Giggirl maintaining her 'hot' status despite her illness and now CamberwellOz making erotic overtures about bed wrecking.

I didn't see the thread taking quite this sort of tack, but to paraphrase young Mr Grace, 'You've both done very well'

[bigbadwolf]

I've got the week off and I've just finished a spliff. I'll probably just laze around scratching myself all day. Have a good day at work everyone.

[giggirl]

I'm no longer hot. Now I'm chilly. I can hear my duvet calling to me like a siren.

[mockney piers]

Time to shut down, feeling instantly better for it!

[HonaloochieB]

giggirl Wrote:

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> I'm no longer hot. Now I'm chilly. I can hear my

> duvet calling to me like a siren.

Sorry you're no longer hot, Giggirl. Mind that duvet though, it might be luring you onto the rocks.

[Azul]

I fell great!

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[HonaloochieB]

Today I have a mild 'six pint' hangover, but much more energetic than yesterday. I am currently round the corner from the rest of my colleagues and lousy manager, so the aspect is more acceptable.

However I still wish I was drunk.

[Brendan]

Azul Wrote:

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> I fell great!

>

> colon dash close parenthesis

I had that done to my colon once before. It was quite invigorating.

[karter]

very very busy.....sorry guys, i cannot play much on the forum today, you will all have to do without me....

[Azul]

I am shit scared today

[karter]

hey Blue, what is scaring you?( it rhymes)

[mockney piers]

I feel lethargic, on a badly planned overbudget project that is a paragon of how not to manage the client's expectations (ie i have a lump of cheese on a toothpick that took me 5 minutes and 29 pence, they were actually expecting the moon on a stick for that).

I am currently giving a masterclass in displacement activity.

Christ I wish I was drunk.

[HonaloochieB]

Went on the lash last night. Currently functioning on Berroca and soluble paracetomol.

Technically I am drunk. Good.

[Annasfield]

You should try resolve extra.

[Brendan]

Granted I would much rather be drunk and naked on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean but as days in the office go today aint so bad. My wife made a really nice lasagne last night and I have some with me for my lunch. It?s the little things like that that make me happy. I?m also wearing new socks which feel nice and fluffy.