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Jimbob Wrote:

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> if anyone is thinking of getting gary glitter

> anything for xmas, see the above post for

> inspiration.


Seriously, JimBob I'd keep it quiet about wanting to buy a present for Gary Glitter.

It tends to be controversial, no matter which way you go.

But drag the Bunty annual into it, and you enter a minefield.

Let it lie, is my advice.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Sue Wrote:

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> > Bunty Annual.

>

> Are you sure? If it featured any adventures of The

> Four Marys, then have a care, for you toy with my

> juvenile sexuality.

> Which Mary? Cotter? Raleigh? I couldn't make my

> mind up.

> Probably bacause on the back cover of each 'Bunty'

> there was Bunty, disporting herself in her

> underwear.

> Distracting me from the wholesomeness of the the

> Marys, and enticing me into the whole 'cutting out

> the Bunty figure, the clothes, ensuring you

> include the 'tabs' so that you can press them over

> Bunty's compliant body'

> Think again, Sue.


xxxxxx


:))

Tried and failed "The Simillarion" and "War and Peace".


Took several weeks to force myself through "The Brothers Karamazov"


But the worst one has to be a book by Marion Keynes that was so dreadful that I can't even remember what it was called - my brain has blanked it out to save me from embarrassment.

I remember a friend giving me a book to take on holiday... John O'Farrell's A Best a Man Can Get - omigod! A long time ago I had read his memoir Things Can Only Get Better and enjoyed it so thought he could at least write. But it was hellish.... chick lit written from a male perspective, full of "witty" but ultimately mundane observations.
A long time ago (I was a teenager) a read Lord of the Rings. When I started to read it I hadn't understood that it stretched to 3 volumes so I just bought the one book. As I was nearing the end of volume 1, maybe 15-20 pages from the end, I remember having a little flick through to the back page and thinking to myself (I kid you not); "he's got a lot of loose ends to tie up in the next few pages". Bless.

On Chesil Beach by Ian McEwan


don't know what happened here, normally such a good writer, it was SO bad that I thought he might written it as some strange kind of joke, or to see what the critics said (to see if they fell for it... Emperor's Clothes syndrome, etc)

charliecharlie Wrote:

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> On Chesil Beach by Ian McEwan

>

> don't know what happened here, normally such a

> good writer, it was SO bad that I thought he might

> written it as some strange kind of joke, or to see

> what the critics said (to see if they fell for

> it... Emperor's Clothes syndrome, etc)


Ah, that is the only one of his I have read - I did feel distinctly underwhelmed and didn't intend to read any others by him, but perhaps that is too hasty a decision.

Another eye closer was the poems of Robert Frost (I think that was the boring Yank poet's name) which I had to read for my English Lit O'Level.


We did Merchant of Venice and Lord of the Flies too - but I loved them!! Eng Lit's equivallent of slasher films!


Also with Hardy I hated the whole weak stupid female crap. I would have preferred the heroine (can't remember what book it was - is there one with a woman called Bessy?) to stick a pitchfork through the rich abusuer dude's throat.

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