Serious or funny threads you wished you had the courage to start up

[dukesdenver]

Foxton's Lordship Lane To Become London's Biggest Starbucks

[HonaloochieB]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> That may just be enough to make me join the i love

> hlb thread. .

Thanks SM, new members always welcome. LuLu Too and me can't carry it on our own.

[????]

If they narrowed the pavements in SE22 I could get to work about 3 mins early and get upto 60 on LL

Don't Nurses have it cushy

I can't wait to move to Clapham

Anyone know where I can get an overpriced 'must have' kitchen trinket anywhere in SE22?

Anynoe up for some dogging in Peckham Rye car park?

[RosieH]

How many threads have you killed?

Forum pashes?

Who do you secretly want to slap really hard (even though you pretend to be perfectly reasonable), so you can't go to forum drinks?

How soon is now?

That pain on the side of my nose - is it a beer bruise or is it going to be the mother of all festering buboes?

[David Mc]

Can you recommend a decent, reliable dealer?!

[Ted Max]

"Thread to expose Ken Doherty as the top dipper working Covent Garden and Long Acre"

"If you could steal someone's log-in, whose would it be and what would you do with it?"

"Lost: African Grey Parrot. Answers to the name of Lucky"

"North by Northcross - escape from East Dulwich"

"Why must I be a teenager in love?"

[RosieH]

If you chopped off a vampire's head, would it still come after you?

[snorky]

"which local businessman is most likely to drag in a solicitor and threaten legal action if you dare critisise his products, attitude or service ? "

"favorite mass muderer ?"

[PeckhamRose]

Answer to number one: Beauty Plus with dulwichmum!

[indiepanda]

PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> Answer to number one: Beauty Plus with dulwichmum!

Can't say I blame her to be honest. It's one thing being funny in the lounge section, but taking a pop at someone's business during a recession, particularly when that business for something that most people would see as a bit of a luxury purchase, is not on. I'm sure plenty of people only look at this forum on the odd occassion to get a recommendation for a local company - they aren't going to know it's meant as a joke.

[karter]

What Indiepanda said.

[HonaloochieB]

Seriously don't start a thread titled Anyone Been To Clapham Lately? on the ED goss and issues page.

I reckon it lasted about two minutes before being pulled.

[microbite]

A thread for "who has done who?" on the forum instead of a "who's who" thread

A thread for posting marks out of 10

A thread for "who I actually intended doing but on account I drank soo much at the ED Forum night out did this person instead" thread

[indiepanda]

microbite Wrote:

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> A thread for "who has done who?" on the forum

> instead of a "who's who" thread

> A thread for posting marks out of 10

> A thread for "who I actually intended doing but on

> account I drank soo much at the ED Forum night out

> did this person instead" thread

do you have something you need to get off your chest? ;-)

[HonaloochieB]

indiepanda Wrote:

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> microbite Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > A thread for "who has done who?" on the forum

> > instead of a "who's who" thread

> > A thread for posting marks out of 10

> > A thread for "who I actually intended doing but

> on

> > account I drank soo much at the ED Forum night

> out

> > did this person instead" thread

>

> do you have something you need to get off your

> chest? ;-)

Or indeed on it?

[dulwichmum]

Has anybody here had Botox?

[HonaloochieB]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Has anybody here had Botox?

Now DM, let's leave your Albanian plumber out of this.

[dulwichmum]

Well HoonaloochieB dear, I hear he is incredibly skilled...(swoon)

[LuvPeckham]

How about

"Are you nice and civil to retail staff and if not are they really nasty back to you ?"

actually I think that sums the whole thread up and may not actually need any answers :-S

[boosboss]

Reply to a thread maybe....

"?75! Cor, that's a lot for a clothes horse!" ;-)

[boosboss]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

Easy Peasy:

1) Margaret Thatcher

2) George Bush

3) Tony Blair

2 coffin dodgers and a has been? Use your bullets where they'll make a difference!

[LuvPeckham]

I thought about starting a thread entitled The stop "Miles" in his tracks campaign but I think I decided against it !!!

[zoal]

well not sure if you're still interested DM but just seen an ad up now ....right up your street ...well ok its SE22.