Local Lothario (Lounged)

[KalamityKel]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> One of these trouser-dropping individuals has

> given a local woman a serious STD. Allegedly this

> man is very aggressive in his approach and has

> shagged several other local women recently,

> despite being married. He has tried it on with me

> but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now

> know, I will never succumb. It is not clear

> whether he is deliberately spreading his STD or

> whether he is just reckless as to who he gives it

> to. It is said he claims he no longer shags his

> wife (which may be true).

>

> In the course of my 'investigatins' I have also

> stumbled across several other randy local

> shopkeepers who are also married and also shagging

> for England. Some local women are not able to

> even enter certain ED establishments unless

> accompanied by a male friend, otherwise there

> rogering shopkeepers will ooze into lecherous

> overdrive.

>

Doesn't sound like anything new to me :-|

[Keef]

Quite right Cassius.

[jaybee82]

Me neither. I'm sure these 'prowlers' aren't just limited to shopkeepers. Go to the Bishop on a Friday/Saturday night and you'll probably find they have many different professions!

[KalamityKel]

And it's not just the men either! Come on it's all well and good to blame men but there are a good number of female, oh wots the word I'm looking for... you know...

such disgraceful behaviour! ;-)

[karter]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Wheres Miles Gone?.

Miles is not married, can't be him.

[HonaloochieB]

Christ, babies being changed on pub tables, shopkeepers spreading the pox, when did I move to Birmingham?

[Mikecg]

HB, you have such a fine command of the English language.

[postmodern]

I went out several times with a man who runs a shop on LL. He said he was single and seemed lovely. When we slept together for the first time he got up immediately after sex and said he'd have to dash as he wanted to help his son with his homework. Until that moment he'd said he had no kids. I pointed out he'd never mentioned being a dad before and he told me he has a wife and several children. He told me he that as a British woman he 'knew' I'd understand his 'arrangement'. I was really hurt. He has since tried to pull my sister (without realising she is my sister).

[Mikecg]

Karter wrote,

Miles is not married, can't be him.

snip<

That's what he told you!

[jaybee82]

He sounds like a male version of the East Dulwich con woman. Maybe he's her mystery accomplice?

[Moos]

This is a thoroughly random thread but has resulted in some corking posts:

From ???? : So, in summary ...don't have sex with SOMEONE from round here because you might catch SOMETHING.... this is why I find the EDF so useful

From honk : *cancels plans for later*

From HonaloochieB : Christ, babies being changed on pub tables, shopkeepers spreading the pox, when did I move to Birmingham?

I salute you, gentlemen.

[KalamityKel]

*sighs at used goods*

[SimonM]

dammit I live such a sheltered existence

[HonaloochieB]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> One of these trouser-dropping individuals has

> given a local woman a serious STD. Allegedly this

> man is very aggressive in his approach and has

> shagged several other local women recently,

> despite being married. He has tried it on with me

> but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now

> know, I will never succumb.

I think you're protesting too much Flick. I reckon underneath it all you are one smitten kitten.

But please remember if you do decide to surrender your flower to him, then I beg you, take precautions.

Don't tell him your real name and make sure the phone number you give him is the Yee Wah in Barry Road.

[*Bob*]

postmodern Wrote:

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> I went out several times with a man who runs a

> shop on LL. He said he was single and seemed

> lovely. When we slept together for the first time

> he got up immediately after sex and said he'd have

> to dash as he wanted to help his son with his

> homework. Until that moment he'd said he had no

> kids. I pointed out he'd never mentioned being a

> dad before and he told me he has a wife and

> several children...

What is this? The problem page of the Woman's Weekly?

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Cassius Wrote:

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> Were any of these women raped? Did any of these

> women ask if the man was married? Did any of them

> insist on using a condom as obviously they did not

> know this man very well? If a woman shags a man

> about which she knows nothing or little, without

> using a condom, then she is taking a risk with her

> sexual health. 6 of one and half dozen of the

> other IMO.

That is the issue here, they insist they are single but of course being as Dulwich is a closed knitted community most of us know via other shopkeepers/locals/friends/family etc that this is not the case and they are in fact married and have kids, and it makes it worse when you find out not only have they chatted you up but also your family members and friends!

And I also dislike it when I cannot pop to a local shop because they think it is ok to flirt, well it is not! I just want to buy my goods and go and not be asked for my number, if I have a man etc.

Ahh, I have been to the Bishop a fair few times and no one has disrespected me there, I expect them to because they are usually drunk, I don't expect that from a staff or businessman.

[jaybee82]

I was disrespected in Adventure Bar a few weeks back. And she nicked my kebab.

[KalamityKel]

Trust no one - that's my motto :)):)-D

[Moos]

No-one ever chats me up in ED shops and caf?s.

Now I'm all miffed.

[Cassius]

Being chatted up and/or flirted with has not given anyone a STD as far as I know. Do women have sex with a man just because he smiles at her in a shop? *sighs - wasn't like that when I was a gel*

[chuff]

Is this man very very attractive, charming etc?

Otherwise why would so many induldge?

I'm struggling to think who it is actually

[HonaloochieB]

HeidiHi Wrote:

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Ahh, I have been to the Bishop a fair few times

> and no one has disrespected me there, I expect

> them to because they are usually drunk, I don't

> expect that from a staff or businessman.

I know what you mean HH, if I had a pound for every time Barry from the Barry off-licence in Barry Road offered to carry my shopping home for me, well I'd be a good deal better off. I can tell you.

If it wasn't for the free beer, I'd take my business elsewhere.

Oh, and if you run up a slate make sure you can pay it. With money.

I won't forget Xmas 2005 in a hurry.

[Ted Max]

These forumites are crazy.

http://s5.tinypic.com/158u2p.jpg

[FelicityNormal]

One of the main Lotharios mentioned posts on EDF. And it has come to my attention that another of the Lotharios is posting in this very thread - but pretending to be someone other than himself.

[FelicityNormal]

I'd imagine they don't have sex with him there and then on the shopfloor. But maybe some do, I don't know.

Cassius Wrote:

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> Being chatted up and/or flirted with has not given

> anyone a STD as far as I know. Do women have sex

> with a man just because he smiles at her in a

> shop? *sighs - wasn't like that when I was a gel*