ED station warning

[snorky]

Just a quick one, as I go off the train tonight & crossed the road to Costcutter ( 24 hours ) for some processed supper, a pair of clowns tried to abduct me for purposes unknown.I heard about this , but never thought it would happen to me

Luckily I fought them off and they escaped in the direction of LL in a multi coloured retro car with oversised horn, belching steam from its bonnet & its doors hanging off.

They are both about 5ft 10, have big red shoes, bowler hats with the brims hanging off , curiously short tartan trousers & white faces with exaggerated rictus painted grins

Please be careful out there - if they ask you to smell their plastic lapel flowers, call the police

*straight to lounge post winner 2009 *

[????]

Oh don't be so Clownist are their big red shoes and tartan trousers really a neccessary description

[Ted Max]

???? I don't think you should be making flippant remarks about this until we have the full facts at our disposal. I'm on the school run tomorrow morning so will ask the Lollipop Lady what code alert she's on, and will report back.

In the meantime, keep a bucket of confetti handy at your front doors, just in case.

[Mikecg]

Although jovial, is there any reason a person of sound mind would not question the ridiculous threads that people write, and when you try to point out the obvious you get jumped on. Is there any wonder that some of the newcomers are gonna take the piss.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I got into my car this morning. Turned the key and the all 4 doors popped off, closely followed by the bonnet and the boot door. Neighbours tell me that they saw a suspiciously pale man in a pointy hat and spangle jump suit loitering nearby late last night.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

These could be the 2 Clowns (literally) who were abducting East Dulwich's schoolchildren recently, so keep them peeled for these Guys.

They need to be caught, quicktime stylee.

[Nero]

Please don't be too hard on the clowns. They have it really bad, you know. I am not supporting their behaviour, but there's nothing for them to do, you know. They can't get jobs, have to deal with their afflictions (size 17 feet, bright red noses and those rictus grins) and feel alienated. Have a heart, Snorky (or if not, at least a squirty flower).

[KalamityKel]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Although jovial, is there any reason a person of

> sound mind would not question the ridiculous

> threads that people write, and when you try to

> point out the obvious you get jumped on. Is there

> any wonder that some of the newcomers are gonna

> take the piss.

I think you're missing the point Mike... this is a very serious matter. Just thank the good lord that snorky's one step ahead of the rest of us!

[macroban]

Please note that this is a false description being circulated so the clowns can avoid identification.

They are only eight feet tall.

[Brendan]

Clowns? Don?t talk to me about clowns. You lot don?t know you?re born the sort of clowns you have these days.

In my day we had proper clowns. Respectful as well. Tip their hat to you they would before slamming a pale of whitewash over your head and booting you out in front of a bus with an oversized shoe.

A proper bus too. Not one of these bendy things. Don?t know you?re born being hit by one of them. Ever seen a bendy bus with an oversized shoe anyway? Ridiculous.

Destroying the community it is.

[ratty]

I can reveal that they were both me. I was holding a mirror.

Sorry!

[bigbadwolf]

Perhaps there's something in it after all.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2277003628_44a56d3d6f.jpg?v=0

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah they must have been the same guys who pulled the front of my trousers open and tipped a bucket of water down there, these two boozos had a dog with them who was wearing a ruff collar & ran on it's back legs

Makes sense now.........

W**F