bigbadwolf Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Which of you has or still does have a crush on a celebrity who's name you'd rather not mention in public? I personally have always had a thing for Fiona Bruce as she reads the news or presents the Antiques road show with her seductive undertones. The woman looks positively life threatening in bed. Failing that I'd happily have a sex sandwich with Emily Maitlis and Sophie Raworth. I can just imagine the horsey squeals as I put my gut stick to good use.I just seem to have a thing for BBC newsreaders.Over to you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 The one armed bint off of CBeebies!I definitely would! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 A lupine gutstick sandwich? how scrumptious. that sort of thing would sell at ?100 a pop in Selfridges deli Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 it would have to be russel brand and david beckham, one up the front, one up the back :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 "it would have to be russel brand and david beckham, one up the front, one up the back"Not sure what to say after that admission Daizie! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Spit Roast! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Nearly put me off my bun and cheese. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Sky sports girl Georgie Thompson.http://www.panicpictures.net/images/celebrities/GeorgieThompson/GeorgieThompson005.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Well why cant we have more then 1 crush? I wouldnt mind a three way with Christian Bale, David Tennant and Rhys Ifans, with Nicholas cage as back up. oohhh nice Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 The sexiest man alive (other than my BF of course) is LL Cool J:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g86tPEtMdUo/SFDl3O5tqrI/AAAAAAAAD6s/58sZS0c4DPI/s400/LL+Cool+J++feat.+The-Dream+-+Baby+lyrics+mp3+downloads+codes+music.jpgYum Yum Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSetWilly Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 greta scacci, always floats me boat. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupid_stunt Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 LE-ish, as a bun and cheese aficionado, your comment made me laugh out loud.Though from what i've heard i'd probably have more chance with LL than you... *another thread for another time*For me, one-on-one UK-wise at the moment, it's got to be Claudia Winkelman. i'd have to feed her up on some hard food though for about a month and a day. I've seen more meat on Hugh's Freedom Food. Humour and a way with words always did make me go stoopid at the knees.As for threesomes, it'd have to be Eva Mendes and Halle Berry. I would happily die before, during and after i dropped my load. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Lauren Laverne. I dunno, summat about northern girls. And punk rock. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Laurent Laverne, good call.tee eye gee ee arrEff oh arr see ee Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Title of thread should be Celebrity lust? I always though a crush to be an altogether more innocent thing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Mr Stunt, i think you should desist from spreading such outlandish lies about the very hetro Mr J! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgia Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 John Nettles, sorry but he does it for me even since his Bergerac days Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBen Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Predictable one but noughties naughty property queen, Sarah Beeney still rings my bell. Curves, Frostrup-esque tones,kitchen advice and a nice pair of feet. Might seem odd but I once spent ten mins chatting to Joss Stone at a party about old delta blues records before noticing she had quite wonky big toes. She kind of had vulture feet where the right one looked like an old mans thumb. Really put me off. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Lois, Malcolm In The Middle's mum.It's a waffety eye thing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Sure I've said this before on here, but have always liked Jodhi May.Bit unusual looking, but something about her does it for me.http://www.superficialgallery.com/Celebs/albums/albums/Jodhi%20May/Jodhi_May-0021.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Kelly Brook does it for me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 She'd fail the pencil test wouldn't she? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 She puts lead in my pencil. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 And also Michelle Ryan the former Eastenders actress now about to step up to the plate as Dr Who's new sidekick. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Yeah I would! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5958-celebrity-crush/#findComment-191298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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