Celebrity crush.

[bigbadwolf]

Which of you has or still does have a crush on a celebrity who's name you'd rather not mention in public? I personally have always had a thing for Fiona Bruce as she reads the news or presents the Antiques road show with her seductive undertones. The woman looks positively life threatening in bed. Failing that I'd happily have a sex sandwich with Emily Maitlis and Sophie Raworth. I can just imagine the horsey squeals as I put my gut stick to good use.

I just seem to have a thing for BBC newsreaders.

Over to you.

[ratty]

The one armed bint off of CBeebies!

I definitely would!

[RosieH]

A lupine gutstick sandwich? how scrumptious. that sort of thing would sell at ?100 a pop in Selfridges deli

[daizie]

it would have to be russel brand and david beckham, one up the front, one up the back :))

[LegalEagle-ish]

"it would have to be russel brand and david beckham, one up the front, one up the back"

Not sure what to say after that admission Daizie!

[Mikecg]

Spit Roast!

[LegalEagle-ish]

Nearly put me off my bun and cheese.

[Mikecg]

Sky sports girl Georgie Thompson.

http://www.panicpictures.net/images/celebrities/GeorgieThompson/GeorgieThompson005.jpg

[monica]

Well why cant we have more then 1 crush? I wouldnt mind a three way with Christian Bale, David Tennant and Rhys Ifans, with Nicholas cage as back up. oohhh nice

[LegalEagle-ish]

The sexiest man alive (other than my BF of course) is LL Cool J:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g86tPEtMdUo/SFDl3O5tqrI/AAAAAAAAD6s/58sZS0c4DPI/s400/LL+Cool+J++feat.+The-Dream+-+Baby+lyrics+mp3+downloads+codes+music.jpgYum Yum

[JetSetWilly]

greta scacci, always floats me boat.

[cupid_stunt]

LE-ish, as a bun and cheese aficionado, your comment made me laugh out loud.

Though from what i've heard i'd probably have more chance with LL than you... *another thread for another time*

For me, one-on-one UK-wise at the moment, it's got to be Claudia Winkelman. i'd have to feed her up on some hard food though for about a month and a day. I've seen more meat on Hugh's Freedom Food. Humour and a way with words always did make me go stoopid at the knees.

As for threesomes, it'd have to be Eva Mendes and Halle Berry. I would happily die before, during and after i dropped my load.

[Brendan]

Lauren Laverne.

I dunno, summat about northern girls.

And punk rock.

[mockney piers]

Laurent Laverne, good call.

tee eye gee ee arr

Eff oh arr see ee

[citizenED]

Title of thread should be Celebrity lust? I always though a crush to be an altogether more innocent thing.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Mr Stunt, i think you should desist from spreading such outlandish lies about the very hetro Mr J!

[georgia]

John Nettles, sorry but he does it for me even since his Bergerac days

[MrBen]

Predictable one but noughties naughty property queen, Sarah Beeney still rings my bell. Curves, Frostrup-esque tones,kitchen advice and a nice pair of feet.

Might seem odd but I once spent ten mins chatting to Joss Stone at a party about old delta blues records before noticing she had quite wonky big toes. She kind of had vulture feet where the right one looked like an old mans thumb. Really put me off.

[HonaloochieB]

Lois, Malcolm In The Middle's mum.

It's a waffety eye thing.

[Keef]

Sure I've said this before on here, but have always liked Jodhi May.

Bit unusual looking, but something about her does it for me.

http://www.superficialgallery.com/Celebs/albums/albums/Jodhi%20May/Jodhi_May-0021.jpg

[Jah Lush]

Kelly Brook does it for me.

[Huguenot]

She'd fail the pencil test wouldn't she?

[Jah Lush]

She puts lead in my pencil.

[Jah Lush]

And also Michelle Ryan the former Eastenders actress now about to step up to the plate as Dr Who's new sidekick.

[Keef]

Yeah I would!