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Which of you has or still does have a crush on a celebrity who's name you'd rather not mention in public? I personally have always had a thing for Fiona Bruce as she reads the news or presents the Antiques road show with her seductive undertones. The woman looks positively life threatening in bed. Failing that I'd happily have a sex sandwich with Emily Maitlis and Sophie Raworth. I can just imagine the horsey squeals as I put my gut stick to good use.


I just seem to have a thing for BBC newsreaders.


Over to you.

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LE-ish, as a bun and cheese aficionado, your comment made me laugh out loud.


Though from what i've heard i'd probably have more chance with LL than you... *another thread for another time*



For me, one-on-one UK-wise at the moment, it's got to be Claudia Winkelman. i'd have to feed her up on some hard food though for about a month and a day. I've seen more meat on Hugh's Freedom Food. Humour and a way with words always did make me go stoopid at the knees.


As for threesomes, it'd have to be Eva Mendes and Halle Berry. I would happily die before, during and after i dropped my load.

Predictable one but noughties naughty property queen, Sarah Beeney still rings my bell. Curves, Frostrup-esque tones,kitchen advice and a nice pair of feet.


Might seem odd but I once spent ten mins chatting to Joss Stone at a party about old delta blues records before noticing she had quite wonky big toes. She kind of had vulture feet where the right one looked like an old mans thumb. Really put me off.

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