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AllforNun Wrote:

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> christ keef you jumped ship quick, i just hand the

> badges printed, This was going to be an obama -

> biden Dream ticket....i'd done a wonderful sketch

> of what i thought you would look like, Keith Allen

> meets Steve Mcqueen with a little touch of perry

> groves thrown in. Bugger i'll have to find

> another partner now, someone older, vince cable

> like in stature, with an air of james

> herriot.......Hugenoght huggynin hougouneit

> ...anyway him



Ha ha, sorry AFN, I am a shallow follower.


In seriousness, I was impressed by your manifesto.

Allfornun (square on the jaw party) 10/1

David Carnell (labourist) 15/1

Sean McGabhann (centre fence party) 18/1

Peckhamgatecrasher (sensible party) 50/1

Moos (classic literature & poetry) 60/1

Tillie Trotter (Queen of limericks party) 70/1

Dulwichmum (glug Krug party) 80/1

Keef (Keep music live Party) 90/1

Sue (goosing on the green party) 90/1

Ted Max (flowery prose party) 100/1

Steve T (further right than genghis khan) 500/1

Perhaps Peckhamgatecrasher the word 'sensible' is of course totally unacceptable and must be changed, perhaps you would suggest something more befitting......


I will insert your new selection into the earlier passage soonest.



Ted Max perhaps you too would prefer to change flowery into something less offensive?

SteveT Wrote:

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Ted Max perhaps you too would prefer to change

flowery into something less offensive?


After Ted's recent gulling of the innocent SophieSofa's chimney enquiry I'd suggest 'plausibly rogueish prose'.

I log on for a little pre-prandial amusement to find I'm being bullied and patronised by an intimidating minority on this site.


The corned beef tin remains unopened: the Mighty White unblessed by Branston's Finest. I suppose the upside is that the ladies at Weightwatchers will have something to applaud when I tip the scales this evening.

Ted Max Wrote:

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> I log on for a little pre-prandial amusement to

> find I'm being bullied and patronised by an

> intimidating minority on this site.

>

> The corned beef tin remains unopened: the Mighty

> White unblessed by Branston's Finest. I suppose

> the upside is that the ladies at Weightwatchers

> will have something to applaud when I tip the

> scales this evening.


There you are, being all floury again.

Ted Max Wrote:

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> I'm glad you can make light of the situation. I've

> got a whole meal left uneaten.


Although on the bright side you've given me an idea for a late night snack while I'm watching series 2 of Saxondale tonight. Cheers TM.

Ted Max Wrote:

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> It's my fault I'm being bullied is it, Moos? Blame

> the victim, is it?

>

> HonaB, glad you're on the Saxondale. I'd imagine

> it's uncomfortable viewing for you.


At this point I'm going to nod politely while slowly backing away.

snorky Wrote:

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> I see you all scrabbling for power and influence

> in this new system.Nothing will change, just the

> colour of the tie that our oppressors and slave

> masters wear.


And for me it's going to be that poison green, with the red hearts and curlicues one.

Bought it from Barnardo's in Brixton several years ago.

Haven't worn it yet, but I reckon if worn with a plain black suit, it'd keep people on their toes as to my intentions.

When you're oppressing the masses I reckon it's best not to be too obvious.

Leastways that's how I figure it.

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