Lets create a limerick

[SteveT]

I was lead to believe there's a sale

[citizenED]

With half-price booze

[SteveT]

I will learn to schmooze

[EDOldie]

But might end up looking quite pale

[TillieTrotter]

There once was a fella called Santa

Edited because it's been gone so long I forgot the beat.

[David Mc]

Who repeated the following mantra:

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

"If you are not good

[Keef]

I'll throw back my hood,

[TillieTrotter]

And get Dasher and Dancer to spank ya

[Keef]

I was going to say " and show your mother some tantra", and wasn't sure it would go down very well.

[Jah Lush]

There is a newagents down on Underhill Road

[Keef]

For whom we present this ode.

[Jah Lush]

when feeling unhappy

[ratty]

He takes off his nappy

[SteveT]

and cheers up after selling a load.

Christmas is with us again

[mightyroar]

but still no snow yet just rain

[TillieTrotter]

we'll keep fingers crossed

[David Mc]

That there's plenty of frost

[Keef]

Lets go for some sun in Spain.

[TillieTrotter]

I'm Pulling the other one tonight

[Keef]

Dirty cow!!!

Sorry,

Ahem,

I hope it'll be a delight.

[citizenED]

But don't you get caught

[TillieTrotter]

doing nuffink you ought

(for your info Keeflet (ha) I meant going to Pull the Other One comedy night....so there!)

[Keef]

And don'y heckle and cause a fight!

Is that how you spell heckle?

Thanks to you TT, I now have the ready made name for my future offspring when referring to it on here!

[TillieTrotter]

I aim to please:))