Who is going to STAY in East Dulwich and why ?

[KidKruger]

I mean, what are your reasons for NOT leaving this place known as East Dulwich.

ie. what holds you here, discourages you from moving elsewhere, satisfies your desires locally.

[Brendan]

Me. I can't get out there's no bastard tube.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Me. I'm too scared to open my door and go walkabout.

[Domitianus]

Brendan, what about the tall, red, shiny metal things that go vroom-vroom ABOVE the ground?

[Brendan]

Jesus they sound terrifying. I?m definitely staying put now.

[Domitianus]

They know where you live. They are coming to get you.

[HonaloochieB]

At the moment it's because I'm keenly anticipating the opening of Boho.

It's all that's keeping me here frankly, so I better not feel crushed and devalued after I visit there.

If I do I'll be the dejected figure shouldering a stick with a knotted hanky on the end you'll see heading towards Clapham on Sunday morning.

[Brendan]

Now you?re just talking rubbish. There?s no such thing as ?Clapham?

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Now you?re just talking rubbish. There?s no such

> thing as ?Clapham?

Pay attention Brendan, The knotted stick and hanky? It's obvious I'll be living in a pantomime.

Nothing will be as it seems and everything will be a flimsy and cheap looking fantasy.

OH YES IT WILL!!

[bigbadwolf]

I'd never live in any part of Dulwich because everybody would laugh at the holes in my shoes. Forest hill is where it's all about.

[blah]

I would love to stay , but fear my wishy washy libweral views mean I am marked as a dangerous outsider. I will be strung up by the brownshirt wearing vigilanties before this year is out. From a lampost.

[Keef]

I was going to stay, but I got priced out by a load of tossers.

[daizie]

Bigbadwolf , do you drink in Capitol ?

[bigbadwolf]

Now Keef lives in a tent in Wells park and has to busk for breadcrumbs outside Sydenham train station.

[bigbadwolf]

No Daizie, I drink in the Crapitol.

[woofmarkthedog]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Now Keef lives in a tent in Wells park and has to

> busk for breadcrumbs outside Sydenham train

> station.

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So that's Keef

I live very very close to there, so I do

[Windom]

easy - roast pork rolls at the market on Saturday, pigtastic

[MrBen]

I've just worked out i can sell my tiny flat in ED and buy a 7 bed mansion with jacuzzi and helipad in Queens Road Peckham - so plan to upsticks to there in 2010.

[Marmora Man]

Staying till I've travelled by tube to the 2012 Olympics. Then heading for somewhere with a view of the sea and a good train service back to London.

[Michael Palaeologus]

They wont unlock the door.

An SOS note isnt taken seriously when written in Crayon.

[cazkid]

Once ive got enough money saved up,

im off to spain

[HonaloochieB]

blah Wrote:

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> I would love to stay , but fear my wishy washy

> libweral views mean I am marked as a dangerous

> outsider. I will be strung up by the brownshirt

> wearing vigilanties before this year is out. From

> a lampost.

I happen to be wearing my very nice brown Ben Sherman shirt today so I suppose you're referring to me.

Ahem.

STRING YOU UP? STRING YOU UP YOU COMMIE B@STARD?? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTH GOOD STOUT ROPE.

ROPE THAT WE COULD PUT TO BETTER USE ON OUR COLLECTION OF FLAGPOLES!!!

IF THERE'S ONE THING WORSE THAN A COMMIE, IT'S A COMMIE WITH A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.

STRING UP YOU RECKON!!?? WASTE OF TWINE!!!!!

COME THE GLORIOUS DAY YOU AND YOUR ILK'LL BE PUT TO DEATH BY A LETHAL INJECTION OF RYE LANE GUTTER FISHWATER.

AND TO ADD THE FINAL INSULT THE WATER WILL BE FRESHLY SOURCED FROM LIVERPOOL.

AND MAY COD HAVE MERSEY ON YOUR SOLE.

[Michelle299]

i certainly will not be staying in ED I was born and bred here but if no longer feels home, too much crime, too much noise and way too many people. give me the country or sea any day.

[Moos]

Absolutely, what happened to all the country and sea that was here when I was a kid?

I feel ripped off now.

[????]

me, almosty certainly for a long time. I'm a city boy and Londoner. I had a year in Spain and didn't like it much - the country is ok for a weekend, then it bores me. I've a house that I like and that my seemingly ever expanding brood can fit in, in a pleasant part of town near enough and yet far enough to the centre - and, a year in Spain and a bit of travelling apart I've been in SE London for 24 years now so it's home.