Best place to meet crumpet in East Dulwich

[bigbadwolf]

Or Icleand on LL.

[davy watts]

Didn't you know.Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round

[bigbadwolf]

Shame about blocking out the sun though.

[Muley]

Ah, but when you get the 'Full Moon', as it were...

Bet that gets you howling, eh BBW?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Nothing wrong with girls having fat arses - all you Southern white guys are not used to real women - you like shagging clothes hangers.

[bigbadwolf]

I prefer my women to be tall thin and no arms..........with an open mouth.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Plastic or rubber?

[bigbadwolf]

Wood.

[giggirl]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Do people still actually use the term 'crumpet'

> anymore?

Yes I still do actually. I use "crumpet" and also "totty". Obviously I need to update my vocab. I was with someone the other night who used the word "bonk" and I must admit that took me aback a little. I haven't heard that expression in a while.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Ouch (at BBW)

[daizie]

Haha gigirl! what about 'bunk up' ?

[bigbadwolf]

Do you 'power nap' giggirl? "Bonking"? We call it 'rutting', far more classy. "Totty" is that the new 'skirt'? Get rid of those leg warmers and burn that Yakka plant because the eighties should've been humanely dealt with years ago giggirl and any throw backs from the decade that style abandoned should be sent to eastern Europe where it's still fashionable.

[giggirl]

Yeah Woolfie whatever. "Rutting" - that's a bit "farmyard" isn't it. Do you really say "rutting"?

[charliecharlie]

why don't you post a photo into the thread, davey watts?

you are far more likely to get the girls interested that way...

[bigbadwolf]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Yeah Woolfie whatever. "Rutting" - that's a bit

> "farmyard" isn't it. Do you really say "rutting"?

Yeah you've got me there giggirl. We say 'I'm up to my nuts in guts' or something similar.

[woofmarkthedog]

Davy desperado,

Have you tried ordering a Grattans catalogue , the lingerie section may .........well you know.

W**F

[davy watts]

Leagle I'm assuming you have a big bottom as you defended girls who have them. Would I be correct in that assumption?

[LegalEagle-ish]

That is indeed one of my prominent features!

[davy watts]

Then you definitely sound like my kind of girl

[LegalEagle-ish]

I'm a pasty, fat, geezer-bird, nice to meet you Mr. Watts.

[daizie]

oh damn, bet he was hoping you were asian, legal

[LegalEagle-ish]

Haha, well I bet he's no Brad Pitt!

[bigbadwolf]

Herro dare Mishster Watts. Ah ca be aaany wun ya wha me to be fa da right price. Am in da phone book bah make sure ya don't wing da wong numbra.

[daizie]

fone jacker?

[davy watts]

Well I'm single and I know Leagle's single cos she's been going on about being bored having given up the drink. I like fat bottomed girls and she's got one. A match made in heaven I'd say.