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In a similar fashion to who is the stig we will all search for the identity of this "chair" person. I will commence selling "I am the chair" t shirts and these will sell like hot cakes in Ed and its borders. The search will gather apace and journalists will be drawn to Ed from far and wide. This search will grab the imagination of a nation .... [ I don't expect this thread to be lounged as it is a very serious topic and should be treated as such].
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I am not the chairperson

You are not the chairperson

He is not the chairperson

She is not the chairperson

We are not the chairpeople

They are not the chairpeople..


Just experimenting alomg the lines of Amo,Amas,Amant,Amamus,Amatis etc...


Reminds me when I worked for Southwark Council Asylum at Diamond Road, Peckham and I asked if a particular Lady was "manning" the Office in the absence of her colleague.


OMG I got hauled in and told I SHOULD have said "personned" the Office.


"Staffed" I would have readily understood and that is what I should have said, no doubt but I was honestly told by Jean Kingsley, Social Sevices Manager that I should have said "personned" the Office....


Postscript: Just remembered that to make it even more "mental" I went back to the Lady and, with incredulity, told her what our Leader had said and her reaction was "and??"....realised it was either me or them who was on Planet Zog....probably me...

silverfox Wrote:

Tony.London Suburbs said:

Just experimenting alomg the lines of Amo,Amas,Amant,Amamus,Amatis etc...


Sorry TLS, can't let it go seeing as if it was drummed into me ad infinitum - Amo, Amas,Amat, Amamus, Amatis, Amant


You are absolutely right silverfox, thats what a mant to say....:)

I'm laying a Book on it.


Minimum investment ?5.

Maximum Investment, er, also a ?5.


"Chairperson" or "Chairpeople"


Evens: Sean and Marmora Man and Mark


7/4 : Mockney Piers and david carnell


2/1 : Huguenot


3/1 : ???? and Moos


7/2 : Either Wolfie..


6/4 : Any Other Named...


Anyone fancy a wager? These prices will not be there for ever Ladeez and Genelmen..

Oh dear Reggie. I wonder if this chair is going to be into a bit of tough love and bring us all into line.Admin was always a bit of old mr chips but this new chap, I'm not sure what to think.this rules out quids from the betting he's far too relaxed to play that cameo and id rule out bbw too he's too much of a maverick.we are narrowing this down- gradually.

macroban Wrote:

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> There's a clue.

>

> Whoever is The Chair thinks that talking about

> guitars qualifies as a ~SERIOUS~ discussion.

>

> I will shortly be entering the Drawing Room to

> launch a discussion about 1950s Tri-Ang dolls

> houses.


Where does it say that all the topics in the drawing room have to be "serious"? As I understand it, it is for discussions that you want to have, without going off topic. I know the guitar discussion is a bit daft, but there are plenty of music people on here, and I am genuinely interested in opinions.


Next time I'll be a bit more "proper", and start a thread on brass Vs woodwind.


By the way, I am not the chair. I could have been, but I am too busy.

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