Foxtons, Cockstons, discuss....again

[mockney piers]

Rhubarb and custard, made some home made, lovely

[mockney piers]

Fuck off you cunt that's not the point I'm trying to make!

[mockney piers]

Ease up there chappie, nowt wrong with rhubarb. Soooooo Foxtons, I gather an issue?

[woofmarkthedog]

Foxtons provide a useful service, that they are cunts is of no matter, like who else gets to sell houses and be a barmaid....multi f*cking tasking or what

Hungaa hunnga or what.

God did i write that

Lorjks ( Icelandic vibe here)

Wj**F

[daizie]

are you stalking bjork ? or coleen nolan ?

[mockney piers]

Look, all I'm trying to say is that I've recently used foxtons, and that I'd like to post about it. I'm very much aware that there's been previous threads on this issue, but I have no interest in revisiting them. I've used this estate agents recently and just wanted to post my experience, inky own thread. Not looking to flame, not looking to irritate, just want to post my thoughts, but I feel I can't as I'll be told by all and Sunday that this has been discused before, use the search engine, and start a slagging match that I'll never respond to. But damn your etiquette, why shouldn't I be able to post what I want, and why can't those that have seen it all before just leave it. Why? :(

[woofmarkthedog]

daizie Wrote:

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> are you stalking bjork ? or coleen nolan ?

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Imagine stalking a Stork !

[mockney piers]

Might I add that I'm not me................necessarily.

Or Am I ?

Still.

Cunts the lotofem.

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry everyone.....can I just say that apart from Foxtons I'm surprised that anyone can get any work done in Winkworths in Forest hill because one of their agents is 100% grade A M.I.L.F.

Mockney, you definately would.

[macroban]

The Lights! The Lights! Have you seen the Lights?

[bigbadwolf]

Yes.

[mockney piers]

Would I do lights, kights or just damn shmights?

[daizie]

i understand, lol. Another ex was sectioned. He went for a medical examination regarding returning to work, he told the doctor, someone tells me to pick the shovel up, another voice tells me to put the shovel down, i dont know who to listen to. The doctor threw his pen down and signed him off indefinately, so he said

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry, have I missed something here?

[annaj]

*makes mental note to buy Mockney a large drink*

[bigbadwolf]

Just what the doctor ordered.

[woofmarkthedog]

I would even without seeing her

Is her name Mrs MRS MILF

Can I phone and ask ?

"Hello can I speak to missus MILF"

"No there is no missus MILF"

"Oh L I A R...... get your 88888888888 out

"Sorry I am calling the police"

"This is the police, I've got a ======= --------"

"Oh..................don't know what to say....do you have a house to sell or are you chain free"

"Sh*t"

ok in hind sight!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Annaj, I fear Mockney may already have had a large drink or two!

[Keef]

He had had a Guinness with a lady's bottom... Oh yes he had.

[mockney piers]

Don't worry normal service has resumed.

*sighs* ladies' bottoms...

[woofmarkthedog]

This thread nearly caused me an astma attack last night, I'm thoroughly exhausted..

I'm taking to the waters at Crystal Palace to recover.

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Look, all I'm trying to say is that I've recently

> used foxtons, and that I'd like to post about it.

> I'm very much aware that there's been previous

> threads on this issue, but I have no interest in

> revisiting them. I've used this estate agents

> recently and just wanted to post my experience,

> inky own thread. Not looking to flame, not looking

> to irritate, just want to post my thoughts, but I

> feel I can't as I'll be told by all and Sunday

> that this has been discused before, use the search

> engine, and start a slagging match that I'll never

> respond to. But damn your etiquette, why shouldn't

> I be able to post what I want, and why can't those

> that have seen it all before just leave it. Why?

> :(

MP it's a pleasure to see someone who was pisseder than me at the time of posting.

Get some good drinking in now, after Ben Obewan Ben is born you'll have to curtail it somewhat.

In the meantime carry on heroically.

[woofmarkthedog]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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>

> MP it's a pleasure to see someone who was pisseder

> than me at the time of posting.

> Get some good drinking in now, after Ben Obewan

> Ben is born you'll have to curtail it somewhat.

> In the meantime carry on heroically.

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Ballaqcks dont stop drinking Mockers, once Mrs W**F came down stairs & found me "resting my eyes" with the baby laying across my feet, I'd fed him in the night and then passed out, he must have rolled down my legs where my feet caught him & there he stayed, asleep!

She was mighty impressed I can tell you.

Cheers....

W**F