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SteveT Wrote:

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> There is a food on the market which reduces the

> sex drive of females by around 70%, it's called

> wedding cake.

>

>

>

>

>

> Thank you to Terry Wogan for that.



I am not amused(6)...next you'll be telling us that the reason women have shorter feet than men is so that they can be closer to the sink!;-)

Well well well. What have we here...


Steve,


The only foodstuffs in the world that can sate a womans appetite for a good old bit of sausage is either chocolate or Jam.


When in the solitary company of chocolate they can think of nothing else but how to snaffle the whole bar without anyone noticing. The notion of male company is alien to the female mind after she's opened a cinema bag of Malteser's.


Jam week put's them right off as well.

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> -----

> > D.M,

> >

> > What have I done to cause such a stressful,

> angry

> > response?

> >

> > Have you spilt some Jam?

>

>

> Oh dear BBW - thats another week without DM

> speaking to us.


Double standards?


http://www.dulwichmum.net/

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> When in the solitary company of chocolate they can

> think of nothing else but how to snaffle the whole

> bar without anyone noticing. The notion of male

> company is alien to the female mind after she's

> opened a cinema bag of Malteser's.


Please, chocolate isn't that good. The only reason the woman wouldn't want sex with a boyfriend after troughing her way through a cinema sized bag of malteasers is because the action might make her hurl after eating so much. Trust me, if I had a nice boyfriend at home I wouldn't need chocolate.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> The only foodstuffs in the world that can sate a

> womans appetite for a good old bit of sausage is

> either chocolate or Jam.


Oh rilly? Au contraire, I would suggest that it's the fellas who find the jam a little too fruity for their palate...


Stupid myth propagated by squeamish small boys

indiepanda Wrote:

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> Please, chocolate isn't that good.



You can't have tasted the chocs by "Hotel Chocolat"... (aaarrhhhhgggg....gurgling and dribbling with eyes rolled upwards).


Trust me, if I had a

> nice boyfriend at home I wouldn't need chocolate.


You could have BOTH (AND ON THE SAME DAY!);-)

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Well well well. What have we here...

>

> Steve,

>

> The only foodstuffs in the world that can sate a

> womans appetite for a good old bit of sausage is

> either chocolate or Jam.


That jam thing is true, one of my exes loved eating blackberry jam, she used to eat it with a soft mozzarella type cheese


I'm actually trying to seduce a gorgeous woman at work using Cadburys buttons. So far so good, she even facebooked me to tell me that she was washing em down with a beer...she's soo awesome.

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