Why is annaj so awesome?

[bigbadwolf]

It's come to my attention in my thread about endorsing Dulwich park that annaj is alway's right. Apart from being a doctor and valuable pillar of society she's incredibly adept in highlighting the mistakes made by gobshite such as myself.

She does the above with such patience and virtue that it's quite a humbling experience to be corrected by such a force for good.

So,

why is annaj always right as well as being such an awesome woman?

[HAL9000]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> She does the above with such patience ...

You meant to say such a patient, surely?

[bigbadwolf]

Please don't sully such a greasy homage to such a worth while candidate by being a smart arse Hal.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Cos I've been giving her lessons!

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry Legal, I can't see that as a valid reason for why Anna wears her halo so piously. I don't believe you either.

So,

the question remains. Why is annaj such an angel of exemplary conduct and deportment?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Because only good fairies were at her christening.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Cos she's cleverer than u (and me too as it happens) and she reads books instead of comics BBW.

[LuLu Too]

Because she works for the NHS.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I hesitate to contradict, but to save the Maiden's blushes.

Anna is usually correct, but not always correct.

However, she ALWAYS sounds correct.

Which is a useful talent for a Doctor.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

If Annaj is a maiden, someone needs to have a gentle word with BN5.

[bigbadwolf]

The J household.

Anna: "Hi darling, I'm home."

BN5: "My love, how was today's crusade."

Anna: "Rise from the floor my dear, I don't deserve such praise."

BN5: "I can't help it my love, you relieve the suffering of so many as well as correct the spelling of lesser men."

Anna: "That may be my love but it's my calling and I'd be selfish to ignore it."

BN5: "Oh, a young chap who calls himself bigbadwolf dropped by."

Anna: "Oh yes, what did he want?"

BN5: "He said he had a dream where a dam collapsed but you saved everyone from certain death by using your devine powers of healing and wisdom to hold the structure from failing as well as saving everyone threatened by it."

Anna: "Oh that, it was no trouble at all, I was happy to help."

BN5: "Good God my love!! You're even awesome and polite in other peoples sleep!"

Anna: "Oh it's no trouble at all."

[Michael Palaeologus]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> If Annaj is a maiden, someone needs to have a

> gentle word with BN5.

Not sure he has got to this bit in his studies yet.

[bigbadwolf]

I bet you that when Annaj and BN5 have children at least one of the kids will stumble upon the cure for both Cancer and AIDS but probably let someone else take the credit, so they can continue building clinics in the developing world.

[louisiana]

annaj is a woman

women are always right

annaj is always right

I always like a good bit of logic ;-)

[????]

Have you seen her handwriting?

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> Have you seen her handwriting?

Yes, it appeared to be from the wall of an Egytian tomb.

Told me to f@ck off out of it, else I'd get smacked up. X3 daily.

[louisiana]

You're lucky it wasn't delivered intravenously.

[annaj]

Well, this is very odd indeed.

I think Michael is closest to the truth when it comes to the matter of my correctness, although, as PGC pointed out, wide of the mark on the delicate subject of my maidenhood.

But in the words of the good fairy at my christening...

Stop it. It's getting very silly.

[HonaloochieB]

I know and all, AnnaJ but go on, give us a kiss. Seriously. GO ON GO ON GO ON.

Oh you might.

[bigbadwolf]

annaj Wrote:

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> Stop it. It's getting very silly.

Yeah, come on you lot, leave it out eh.

In all serious though, I am an admirer of annaj and bignumber5 who've proved themselves as very clear and concise posters who are more than able to brush aside the nonsensical ramblings/pisstakes of a pup such as myself.

It's a bit like being told to shut up by mother Teresa and Tony Benn, pipe and sandals an all.

[Jah Lush]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

> So,

>

> why is annaj always right as well as being such an

> awesome woman?

Having met the delightful Anna on numerous occasions I can report that she is a paragon of loveliness too. BN5 is a sound chap and a lucky fella.

[Keef]

And she can sing!

[bigbadwolf]

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/06/71/98/400_F_6719874_H3dBENyICrcYKS0qpdB7X0pxFdW6lvLt.jpg

[bignumber5]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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BN5 is a ... lucky fella.

Agreed ;-)

[woofmarkthedog]

Creepier than ever ...........or am I to "cold" to this whole thread ?