East Dulwich Pseuds Corner

[macroban]

I present for your delight....

Unfortunately the author has to remain anonymous and uncredited.

[HAL9000]

macroban Wrote:

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> I present for your delight....

>

> Unfortunately the author has to remain anonymous

> and uncredited.

But not entirely unrewarded, it seems: whoever he is:

1) he sounds like the victim of an AA Gill overdose, and

2) the table wasn't the only thing that got laid last night.

Anyway, nice one. I've sealed a few conquests over dinner at the Locale, too - highly recommended. I find their Caribbean Sunset cocktail particularly effective.

[Moos]

"myself and my partner"?!

Bleugh.

[Brendan]

Is correct grammar perhaps on macroban?s list of things they no longer teach at journalism school?

[????]

It's not the place of the same name and location I've visited....

[Brendan]

Apart from the blatant bad grammar and the icky* lexicology that article really is quite badly written by someone who obviously thinks they can write well.

*Technical term that is.

[Brendan]

Oh for fucks sake Brendan. If you can?t say anything nice, don?t say anything at all.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Nice? Nice? Please hand me two completed sides of A4 by the end of the day: "Why I should not use the word 'nice' incorrectly."

[Brendan]

?recycled urine, tasteless, watery white wine and pop masquerading as beer.Nice. (sic)

[Jeremy]

It's an awful review.

I still might try it with the special offer they've advertising... but the review hasn't helped one bit.

[Brendan]

Nice? Nice?

The misuse of Nice has historically been a political issue in Franco/Italian relations has it not?

[Ted Max]

Toasted pig sounds quite nice. If unusual.

That pig did not die in vain

Yes it did, old chum.

[Jah Lush]

That was quite possibly the most neauseating restaurant review I've ever read in my entire life.

[????]

I thought it was a *Bob* spoof one initially

[PeckhamRose]

Bring back Jonathan Meades.

[Muley]

Am I alone in finding kayaking ballerinas with pumped up arms and healthy appetites quite, erm, erotic?

[Jah Lush]

Yes.

[Muley]

I admit it's a niche, Jah...

Nah, get a few more down your neck, you'll change your mind by closing time!

[Jah Lush]

Are you suggesting that beauty is in the eye of the beerholder?

[Brendan]

Are you suggesting pint pots have eyes?

[Muley]

Fish

Eyes.

[Brendan]

Corsets have eyes too. Not two eyes though, they have a lot more than that.

[Muley]

Fair enough. Strap the corset on the kayaking ballerina and buy me a few beers, and I'll write you a review of the restaurant of your choice (of monumental uselessness).

You're paying.

[Moos]

I was a liquorice allsort in an amateur production of the Nutcracker aged 5, and I recently went white-water rafting and didn't fall out. Does that count?

[bigbadwolf]

"A flurry of waiting staff brought menus and wine lists, quickly followed by a jug of chilled tap water, a Pinot Grigio and a Peroni. Nice.

Ring a bell?