Whose face would you like to slap?

[Brendan]

shit!

[Jeremy]

1000

[Atila Reincarnate]

Alex Ferguson, but it wouldn't stop with just a slapping

[Jah Lush]

The Tories for displaying such arrogance in quaffing ?140 bottles of champagne with their rich chums despite a ban by their own party before announcing a pay freeze on public sector workers. Has George Osborne and David Cameron ever had to live on ?18,000 or less? I think not. Not just a slap. I'd give 'em a right good kick in the balls.

[Atila Reincarnate]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> The Tories for displaying such arrogance in

> quaffing ?140 bottles of champagne with their rich

> chums despite a ban by their own party before

> announcing a pay freeze on public sector workers.

> Has George Osborne and David Cameron ever had to

> live on ?18,000 or less? I think not. Not just a

> slap. I'd give 'em a right good kick in the balls.

Why stop at the balls???

[Brendan]

The indy summed it up very well this morning:

?This is a political party which proposes to freeze the pay of public sector employees while making sure that people whose parents own homes worth up to ?1m can inherit the lot, free of tax.?

[woofmarkthedog]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> The Tories for displaying such arrogance in

> quaffing ?140 bottles of champagne with their rich

> chums despite a ban by their own party before

> announcing a pay freeze on public sector workers.

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After mandatory slapping of their whey faces can I "insert " the empties in Osbourne & Dave.

Ohhhh now I'm all bloody angry again...

Grrr

W(6)(6)F

[Ladymuck]

monica Wrote:

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> Dulwichmum I totally agree with you, moreso James

> "the t**t" Nesbitt, he needs more then a slap,

> would love to rub his face in a custard pie.

Rather a waste of a pie, don't you think...how about a COW PAT?!

[bigbadwolf]

I think a dog shit would be a far more appropriate offering to Mr Niieeshbit. Don't you LM.

[Jah Lush]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

>

> After mandatory slapping of their whey faces can I

> "insert " the empties in Osbourne & Dave.

>

Indeed yes, please do. Just as long as the bottles a broken.

[Ladymuck]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I think a dog shit would be a far more appropriate

> offering to Mr Niieeshbit. Don't you LM.

Actually, you are RIGHT BBW, cow pats have many a good use...dog poo FAR better...and the SMELL...oooof!

[Alan Feedlebra]

Greg Wallace.

[red devil]

Arsene Wenger, but the perv would probably get off on it...

[SeanMacGabhann]

way to claim the moral high ground - perv in what way?

[bigbadwolf]

It's come to my attention that Mathew Horne is now a radio DJ for XFM. Instead of slapping him I'd prefer to spoon feed him cold sick and then beat him to death with the spoon whilst telling him in great detail how me and my mates brutally gang raped his dad.

[giggirl]

What, exactly, is it that James Nesbitt has done to forumites to deserve the vitriol that he gets on here? I've never met the man. He may be a terrible person. He may be a sinner. He may be a saint. He may be a normal bloke. I have no idea what he is like. I'm just asking, what has he done to the people on this forum?

[bigbadwolf]

It's just his face GG. Nothing more, nothing less. But we still want to rub dog shit in it none the less.

[giggirl]

That's not good enough reason Woolfie

[bigbadwolf]

You're right GG. I actually quite like most of his work and he can act, especially when playing an emotionally scarred yet chirpy bogman.

It's just that when he did Murphy's Law he insisted on that handlebar moustache.

He then became unacceptable.

http://i3.digiguide.com/up/0802/1191268800000-190768-MurphysLaw-1190367989031.jpg

[Atila Reincarnate]

red devil Wrote:

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> Arsene Wenger, but the perv would probably get off

> on it...

Not as much as you would you red deviant

[silverfox]

Nesbitt's got more hair these days than in the picture - surely worth a couple of slaps with a wet kipper?

[mockney piers]

I know everybody's just avvin' a laarf and everything, and please forgive me if I seem to be lacking a sense of humour today, but what a horrible, mean spirited, jealous and venal little thread.

Poking fun at celebrity(ies) is one thing but this thread just seems to be revealing an unsettling quotient of nastiness. Come on people, the weather's bad enough can people at least try and behave in a less dispiriting manner than this.

Lecture over, as you were....

[Atila Reincarnate]

Mockney whilst I admire you're sentiments,it seems the forum is completely bereft of anything uplifting. It's all bitch and moan , and I'm one of that number unfortunately.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Whilst the latter might be true Atila, the first isn't

Several threads celebrating music, TV shows, socialising, curry clubs etc

[SeanMacGabhann]

or maybe the world IS full of negative self-absorbed people like (by his own admission) eater81

Either way - I preferred this forum before people like that got wind of it

Expect nowt, get nowt