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That and the fact that the southern vote will have been split between Stacy and Ollie, whilst Joe would have had everyone North of Watford voting for him.


Stacy wasn't amazing, but I still thought she was more interesting than any of the others, they are all just bland bland bland.

dulwichmum

dulwichmum

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I voted for Cheryl's hair extensions! They had a life of their own...


I enjoyed the girl who looked like an angel but had the personality of a donkey, but that did not make me want to vote for her! I can't believe that they even mention the winner on the news. That TV show was shite!


I hope they replace it with something like Outnumbered. Big brother celeb in the jungle, ballroom dancing on ice and X-Factor cater for the lowest common denominator. Enough already. Bring back some good quality British comedy, even re-run The Goodies or Black Adder for God's sake...

*Bob*

*Bob*

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*wipes tear from eye*


Well there it is folks, all over for another year.


Stacy stayed in the competition long enough to complete her transformation into Roland Rat on speed, and our frog-legged telesales hero finally succumbed to darling Joe, who has promised to give Tom Cruise his mouth back now that the competition is over.


Their future lies before them, bright and golden.. (yawn).. bring on the next series.

Atila Reincarnate

Atila Reincarnate

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X factor has to be Britains biggest selling pile of shite EVER, and as for talent, WHAT TALENT? As Jamie Theakston said the other morning on his radio show "and the winner is ........Simon Cowell who is ?6 million quid better off and sunning himslef on a beach in Bermuda" Gimme strength.
mockney piers

mockney piers

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Does anyone else think Louis Walsh sits right at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

I'm really not convinced he is human.


Also feel free to replace %louis walsh% with Amanda Holden or John Travolta in the above sentence.


And though Simon Cowell looks human he is completely devoid of normal human/emotional responses, like he hasn't got the hang of being human yet, so I'm going with alien in a donned human skin (can anyone find out if he gets hamsters and mice delivered to his room) or a demon.

*Bob*

*Bob*

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Simon's done something weird to his face this year. Some sort of procedure. Does anyone read 'Heat'? Perhaps they will know.


Fortunately his hair still looks like one of those pretend hairdressing toys where you turn the handle and playdough shoots out of the top. Money can't buy you everything, Simon..

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