Masterchef The Professionals

[DirtyBox]

Is it just me but is this programme scary? These people all claim to be head chefs yet can't even cook scrambled eggs or fillet a fish.

If that wasn't bad enough the programme is being judged by a fat slug of a green grocer who eats like an animal and says whatever Michel Roux says. Bring back Lloyd Grossman...

[RosieH]

DirtyBox, i stand shoulder to shoulder with you (well, shoulders not touching - I'm wearing white and I don't want to get grubby). Greg Greengrocer is repellent and should be exterminated post-haste.

[Pickle]

I agree... although I do love watching him when there's a pudding involved, I swear he actually drools!

And what's with Monica and the facial expressions?!

[dukesdenver]

GET THAT GARNISH ON THE PLATE *NOW*

[bon3yard]

Not sure of this shows massive appeal. My stomach turns cartwheels everytime the bald one nigh on swallows his fork while testing the goods and Torodes impression of a Hamster always repels. Bring back Grossman I say.

[Keef]

Michel Roux is really nice. That Monica woman is horrid, and the bald bloke is a knob. I'm quite addicted to it though.

[silverfox]

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Greg appears to have developed the shakes in this series?

[dbboy]

Monica is fiesty, you know you'd be well and truely dominated in the kitchen by her ,bring it on!!!!!!!!!!

[ruffers]

She's the star of the show and no mistake.

['bout now]

According to his Wiki entry Gregg (2 G's) bald tool is a fruit and vegetable "expert" and former greengrocer, I had no idea produce had such a giddy career path.

[Ann]

So how the heck did he land the job as Masterchef judge?

I agree with RosieH, he agrees in not so many words with what Michel Roux says.

Still enjoy the programme though.

['bout now]

F & G expert bollox aside, his company was the supplier of choice to most of the top London restaurants. mostly Michelin starred venues. In that case I suppose he has far more reason to be on "Masterchef" than any of the critics, whose sole claim is to be a Journo and possess a stomach. Still an irritating, SHOUTY, parrot though.

Likewise I love the show.