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Quetions to find out more about you all (for no other reason apart from amusement)

Gentlemen

Do you shake, wipe or waggle ?

If there are three urinals, and no one there, which would you use ?

If there is someone in the middle, would you use the one either side ?

Do you prefer not to pee in public ?


Ladies

Drip Dry, wipe or not bother

If you are caught short in public would you hold it or go behind a tree

Do you hover or sit on a public seat


Either Sex

Can you go for a No.2 in someone elses house


What ever you answer, it will reveal a lot about you and before anyone raises the pun, yes it is takign the pee !!

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vinceayre Wrote:

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> Sweet Jesus, is nothing sacred any more?



Vince,

As a baker, I'm sure you appreciate the importance of cleanliness.


So which toilet roll do you think offers the best protection against your finger 'going through'?

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> I have a male friend who sits down for a slash,

> weirdo


I know a few 'sitters'.


I suspect it's a European thing.


Indeed, if we don't fight for our rights and vote UKIP, by the year 2014 all men in Britain will be forced (by way of an directive) to piss whilst sitting down.

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I tend to sit if I'm wearing pale trousers - the ol' Del Monte looks crashingly embarrassing with only the merest sprinkle-back.


Out here older gents squat on the toilet seat, which causes all manner of hairline fractures. One can be taken unawares by ageing plastic that bends slightly at your weight, only to snap back with venom when you rise - and the cracks bite tightly into your soft pink buttocks.

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