Toilet Habits

[Spartacus]

Quetions to find out more about you all (for no other reason apart from amusement)

Gentlemen

Do you shake, wipe or waggle ?

If there are three urinals, and no one there, which would you use ?

If there is someone in the middle, would you use the one either side ?

Do you prefer not to pee in public ?

Ladies

Drip Dry, wipe or not bother

If you are caught short in public would you hold it or go behind a tree

Do you hover or sit on a public seat

Either Sex

Can you go for a No.2 in someone elses house

What ever you answer, it will reveal a lot about you and before anyone raises the pun, yes it is takign the pee !!

[woofmarkthedog]

You forgot this in the mix

http://hipmomswhowork.com/2009/09/04/fab-finds-friday-go-girl-now-you-can-pee-like-a-man/

Dirty boy that you are.

[brum]

An interesting contraption WMTD. A Stocking filler for Christmas, I'm sure!

Spartacus, raising this topic tells us more about you too. If I meet you at a Forum drinks night and I notice you follow me to the loo, I will know why. At least I think so.

[daizie]

a) Wipe or shake if there is no loo roll

b) Behind a bush

c) Hover

d) No!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Do you mean lavatory?

[red devil]

Quetions to find out more about you all (for no other reason apart from amusement)

Pervert...

[Huguenot]

I'm always shocked when sitting in a cubicle and hearing some lunatic going through half the roll of loo paper before they've even started...

[davy watts]

This thread lacks class.

[ratty]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> I'm always shocked when sitting in a cubicle and

> hearing some lunatic going through half the roll

> of loo paper before they've even started...

Anti Splash!

[James]

The real issue is whether you stand up or sit down whilst wiping your bum.

From personal experience the sit-downers are amazed that anyone stands up and vice versa!

[*Bob*]

I used to be a stand-up kind of a guy, but now I like to get the first wipe in whilst I'm seated.. and then play it by ear.

And my suspicions (from a few years back) about Andrex Bog Roll still remain.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

What - that it's made from labrador puppies?

[*Bob*]

It is my firmly-held belief that changes in the way their sh1t roll is manufactured - down to recycling etc, I suspect - means that strength has been compromised.

[vinceayre]

Sweet Jesus, is nothing sacred any more?

[DaveR]

The first time that a lady told me about 'hovering' I refused to believe it. It turns out to be a near universal female practice, and confirms that the chasm between male and female thinking on almost any issue remains just that. Any guys willing to admit to 'hovering'?

[Huguenot]

Hovering throughout the process?

[sophiesofa]

Public toilets would all be fine if no-one hovered but as soon as one person hovers there is wee all over the seat so subsequently everyone has to hover or clean up someone elses wee. It's infuriating.

[*Bob*]

vinceayre Wrote:

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> Sweet Jesus, is nothing sacred any more?

Vince,

As a baker, I'm sure you appreciate the importance of cleanliness.

So which toilet roll do you think offers the best protection against your finger 'going through'?

[DirtyBox]

hovering must be a great exercise for skiing, not sure I could manage to hover throughout the entire 20 minutes it takes to read the Sun while 'dropping the kids off' though...

I have a male friend who sits down for a slash, weirdo

[*Bob*]

DirtyBox Wrote:

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> I have a male friend who sits down for a slash,

> weirdo

I know a few 'sitters'.

I suspect it's a European thing.

Indeed, if we don't fight for our rights and vote UKIP, by the year 2014 all men in Britain will be forced (by way of an directive) to piss whilst sitting down.

[*Bob*]

And probably be required to fit one of those toilets with an 'inspection ledge'.

[*Bob*]

Heaven help us!

[mockney piers]

Oooh, the Dutch loved their ledges too tsk tsk.

The urinal question reminded me of this old flash game.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal

?

Forgive the tedious unskioable ad at the start.

[Huguenot]

I tend to sit if I'm wearing pale trousers - the ol' Del Monte looks crashingly embarrassing with only the merest sprinkle-back.

Out here older gents squat on the toilet seat, which causes all manner of hairline fractures. One can be taken unawares by ageing plastic that bends slightly at your weight, only to snap back with venom when you rise - and the cracks bite tightly into your soft pink buttocks.

[*Bob*]

'Pale trousers'. The Colonial Look.