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daizie

daizie

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Trick your Friends into thinking you've completely lost 'the Plot' by imagining you are wearing a 'Magic Cloak' : Simply lift both arms together, bring them around to meet at the front whilst simutaneously dropping your head as if hiding under said Cloak. After a second or two, bring your arms backwards and finally lif...t your head. Make this look even more convincing by saying out loudly, " Now you see me....Now you Don't ! "
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Annette Curtain

Annette Curtain

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This is a genuine Top Tip.


If you are going out on the razz BUT don't wish to take a purse or wallet, then I use this to keep my cash card safer.


Take x 1 elastic band & wrap it around the card a couple of times, then put the card in your safest pocket.


The elastic band stops the card accidently sliding out. ( in most circumstances )



It works for me.


Nette:)

Narnia

Narnia

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That reminds of another safe place to keep things. Sitting next to a Danish lady on a flight back to London from somewhere, we land and come to a halt. Instantly she inserts her hand inside her blouse and lo and behold her mobile phone appears. Remarking upon this interesting place to keep a phone she did say that there was plenty of room. The drawback is that you would need to be wearing a bra but if you do then you could probably keep a card in there too.


Perhaps Nette can experiment and let us know.


PS I expect this would help those females on here who tend to drop their phones in the toilet. Has it recovered OD?

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