What to do with old perfume?

[EDKiwi]

Charity shops maybe?

I'm sure I've seen purfume in some of the, not sure if it was used or not, they certainly weren't in mint condition though.

[RosieH]

Christ, people really thought you liked Clinique...

[EDKiwi]

oops, never mind then :)

[Ladymuck]

B)

[HonaloochieB]

AnnaJ, you probably remember the 80's icon, club promoter, artist and face on the scene, Leigh Bowery.

He had a young companion/muse who went by the name of Trojan, and I recall in an interview with young Troj revealing that while preparing for a night out he would get a whole bottle of sftershave or scent and douse himself in it.

It was intended as a statement of some sort and I'm fairly sure there was a theory of a sort of 'smell terrorism', something like that, anyway.

Bowery is of course no longer with us, but Trojan may still be around and if is he may want to take them off your hands.

Of course he could have moved on and don't be messin' wid dat kin' a shit no more.

But you never know, do you?

[woofmarkthedog]

daizie Wrote:

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> I use mine as air spray after someones had a crap

> :(

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So you have "gallons" then Dazzers ?

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

daizie Wrote:

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> I use mine as air spray after someones had a crap

> :(

Jesus, if the apostrophe Daizie missed from the end of 'someones' finds its way to the begining of 'air', we could end up on one of those 'specialist' sites.

[dulwichmum]

So AnnaJ, what do you like now then?

I am currently enjoying Ricci Ricci (although the children say I smell like a boiled sweet), Beautiful (because it is), and Sensuous, because it came in this lovely spray oil, which look super on my sensuous decoletage, and I adore that word ...

[daizie]

I have used a lot , never goes to waste here. My favourite at the moment is Flora by Gucci.. just a dab of perfume and nothing else ..

[annaj]

Well, DM, since you ask, I've just started wearing Amber from L'Occitane.

I wasn't sure at first, but I like it. It's slightly masculine, in a good way...

[Ted Max]

Top note of fresh perspiration. A base note of yesterday's pipe tobacco. That sort of thing?

[annaj]

Maybe not that masculine...

[*Bob*]

Heavy notes of Castrol GTX.. with just a hint of scrotal sweat?

[daizie]

scrotal sweat how rotton is thaT hope you dont expect your partner to go down on you before a scrub

[Ted Max]

An initial whiff of wood shavings with a lingering suggestion of recently fired gunpowder.

[*Bob*]

Give me some credit, Daizie.. I do make an effort if nookie is on the cards -

More often than not I give them a light airing by parting them slightly and resting them upon the sill of an open window.

[Ted Max]

From the street below it looks like a baby elephant is peeking out the window.

[HAL9000]

An innovative adaptation of Spot the Ball *Bob*?

[*Bob*]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> From the street below it looks like a baby

> elephant is peeking out the window.

Similar sound too - if the sash unexpectedly drops down.

[daizie]

laughmyknickersoff!!

[Moos]

Must hold still... must not laugh out loud...

[legalbeagle]

I must say *Bob*, you paint a rather tempting picture - a small sweat-cooled baby elephant with a slight wiff of car fumes. You must be beating them off with a sh*tty stick!

[*Bob*]

I haven't 'beaten anyone off' with a sh1tty stick as of yet - but I live in hope.

[legalbeagle]

Well now you've gone and made an innocent remark sound like gay slang. I tut in your general direction.

[GSJ57]

Scrotal Sweat - Awesome name for a band.....