Secret Santa...

[red devil]

What Secret Santa present would you buy for a fellow forumite?

For TLS (does he still count as a forumite?) a mint condition 45 of Bing Crosby's ''White Christmas''.

Daizie- A Black and Decker Hedge Trimmer.

HonaloochieB - Ronco Fuzzaway for his vinyl record collection...

[HonaloochieB]

Thanks for that RD, though being a child of the vinyl generation, mine were mostly lost, lent and left in various places.

But for what 12 inchers I have left the Ronco Fuzzaway would be a boon for the busy Mott The Hoople afficiando, and I thank you for your thoughtfulness.

For your good self I'd give that bowl with scenes from Carry On Camping that I got from Stardust in Herne Hill a while back.

For TLS I'd gift the other one.

For Daizie I'd give the bag/shopper they came in, it's a red/black explosion of spectacular, so it is.

[karter]

To Monica i would give a hessian bag for shopping.

For Domitianus i give a torch.

To Ladymuck a pair of boxing gloves.

Daizie, a voucher for therapy sessions (think toilet training)

to name a few:)

[EDOldie]

Bottle of Jack for Jah Lush? (Wot a secret santa)

[SteveT]

To Daizie if the 10 kids are true I would suggest a sheepdog.

To Pickle I would give a piece of mature cheddar

Michael Paleaologus an easy psuedonym like 'Boz'

Keef perhaps ear defenders about now with his new addition Keefmusiclivebaby.

To the British judiciary a goodbye wave, to the lousiest investment of taxpayers money.

Another optimistic goodbye wave to the members of the houses of commons and lords.

The Royals I would give 2 presents, a book entitled 'How to make your pound go further' and a wave goodbye to something we can no longer afford.

To Alastair Darling, well, what do you give a man aping a Panda colour scheme.

['bout now]

To Quids, Mockney and myself, a mad multi Billionare.

[monica]

To Ladymuck I would give a brand new pair of Crocs

To Mickmac I would give a bottle of wine from my region of Italy, Puglia

To Dulwichmum a bottle of creme de la Mer

To Karter a 2010 Diary with full references to the full moon.

To Sean Mac a David Bowie Album

and everyone else a Big Merry Christmas and peaceful new year.:)-D

[Ladymuck]

To Monica: David Mitchell and Alan Davis for a night

To HAL9000: a kilo of echinacae root + a navy blue Barts hat complete with earflaps and a mixed blue pom-pom on top.

To daizie: a personal chauffeur

To Karter: some salsa dancing shoes

To annaj: an olive branch

To Brum: some nice "bangers"

To PeckhamRose: some birdboxes and a cure for her asthma

To bigbadwolf: another chance on the Forum

To jimmy two times: a meal for 2 in a decent ED restaurant

To SteveT: a cordless drill and plumbing tools

[EDOldie]

To Sean: 1984

[Mick Mac]

To Monica - A picture of Gary McCausland for her bed post

To Lady Muck - Something to stop her falling over laughing tits up etc...

To PGC - A double whisky

To Jah - a top 4 place

To HAL 9000 - Another diving holiday in Muff

To Red Devil - A big winner at Ascot

To TLS and BBW - another chance

To Quids - a healthy baby

[Sue]

EDOldie Wrote:

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> Bottle of Jack for Jah Lush? (Wot a secret santa)

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Just one??

:)-D

[????]

I'm not sure Jah is a fan of that american stuff,,,,,,,I think he'd go for a malt

I'd add a compilation box set of the EDFs excellent "In Praise of Reggae" choices for all fans of reggae (and non fans willing to be conveted)

Plus a healthy baby for Mick

:)-D

[Ladymuck]

Yes, definitely big fat healthy babies for:-

- Mick Mac (+ mortgage paid for so doesn't have to keep making excuses to the kids about having to go to work)

- ???? (+ a few "100s" to compensate for the ones recently lost out on - *big grin*)

- iaineasy (plus a bike to replace the one recently stolen...and perhaps some - paint-free - shoes)

[computedshorty]

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[Ladymuck]

Please Santa...can you make sure that Computedshorty gets lots of visitors this year? I think he deserves to...he's been keeping a lot of us very entertained all year with all his very clever quizzes and puzzles and his delightful poetry xx

*places a glass of hot milk, some sherry, and a fat slice of Christmas cake on the side for Santa*

[lorraineliyanage]

I think Jah Lush would prefer some Maker's Mark

EDOldie Wrote:

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> Bottle of Jack for Jah Lush? (Wot a secret santa)

[Jah Lush]

lorraineliyanage Wrote:

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> I think Jah Lush would prefer some Maker's Mark

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> EDOldie Wrote:

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> > Bottle of Jack for Jah Lush? (Wot a secret

> santa)

Without wanting to sound like an ungrateful swine I do indeed enjoy both but my favourite these days is Woodford's Reserve, which is the finest Bourbon known to humanity.

[Jah Lush]

HonaloochieB - a deluxe curly perm Ian Hunter wig and shades.

Daizie and Jimmytwotimes - a room.

Atila Reincarnate - A Tottenham Hotspur football kit.

Quids - An eight-nil win over Arsenal.

Sean McGabhanan - a mortar board.

*Bob* - a stylaphone signed by Rolf Harris.

Bigbadwolf - a sub-editor.

Lorraineliyanage - a Steinway piano.

EDOldie - A vintage bottle of Krug.

Lozzyloz - a vintage bottle of Mount Gay Rum (to replace the one I drank).

Keef - a babysitter.

Michael Paleageous - A year's supply of super soft toilet roll.

Dulwichmum - an audience with the Pope.

[KalamityKel]

how interesting... :p

[Brendan]

I've got a Rage Against the Machine MP3 for a special someone.

[????]

Brendan Wrote:

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> I've got a Rage Against the Machine MP3 for a

> special someone.

lol

[computedshorty]

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[iaineasy]

to pickles and all my brilliant clients who have helped me settle in to East dulwich and start my new family a bottle of bubbles!

to Lady muck one of your finest teething crocs.

to peckham rose a big space on a well known gallery wall for her excellent pics to go on.

to the forum admin a medal for putting up with us all

and a big hug for everyone else!!

[karter]

to doris the donkey, a pair of snow shoes

to KK, a box of special tissues and drugs for your flu

to lozzyloz an authentic italian capuccino

to ianeasy a bell for your new karmabike

[Ladymuck]

karter Wrote:

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> to ianeasy a bell for your new karmabike

Karter, all new karmabikes come with bell now...so perhaps you could give iaineasy a wheelie bin instead?