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Thanks for that RD, though being a child of the vinyl generation, mine were mostly lost, lent and left in various places.

But for what 12 inchers I have left the Ronco Fuzzaway would be a boon for the busy Mott The Hoople afficiando, and I thank you for your thoughtfulness.


For your good self I'd give that bowl with scenes from Carry On Camping that I got from Stardust in Herne Hill a while back.

For TLS I'd gift the other one.

For Daizie I'd give the bag/shopper they came in, it's a red/black explosion of spectacular, so it is.

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To Daizie if the 10 kids are true I would suggest a sheepdog.

To Pickle I would give a piece of mature cheddar


Michael Paleaologus an easy psuedonym like 'Boz'

Keef perhaps ear defenders about now with his new addition Keefmusiclivebaby.


To the British judiciary a goodbye wave, to the lousiest investment of taxpayers money.

Another optimistic goodbye wave to the members of the houses of commons and lords.


The Royals I would give 2 presents, a book entitled 'How to make your pound go further' and a wave goodbye to something we can no longer afford.

To Alastair Darling, well, what do you give a man aping a Panda colour scheme.

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To Ladymuck I would give a brand new pair of Crocs

To Mickmac I would give a bottle of wine from my region of Italy, Puglia

To Dulwichmum a bottle of creme de la Mer

To Karter a 2010 Diary with full references to the full moon.

To Sean Mac a David Bowie Album

and everyone else a Big Merry Christmas and peaceful new year.:)-D

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To Monica: David Mitchell and Alan Davis for a night


To HAL9000: a kilo of echinacae root + a navy blue Barts hat complete with earflaps and a mixed blue pom-pom on top.


To daizie: a personal chauffeur


To Karter: some salsa dancing shoes


To annaj: an olive branch


To Brum: some nice "bangers"


To PeckhamRose: some birdboxes and a cure for her asthma


To bigbadwolf: another chance on the Forum


To jimmy two times: a meal for 2 in a decent ED restaurant


To SteveT: a cordless drill and plumbing tools

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To Monica - A picture of Gary McCausland for her bed post

To Lady Muck - Something to stop her falling over laughing tits up etc...

To PGC - A double whisky

To Jah - a top 4 place

To HAL 9000 - Another diving holiday in Muff

To Red Devil - A big winner at Ascot

To TLS and BBW - another chance

To Quids - a healthy baby

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Yes, definitely big fat healthy babies for:-


- Mick Mac (+ mortgage paid for so doesn't have to keep making excuses to the kids about having to go to work)


- ???? (+ a few "100s" to compensate for the ones recently lost out on - *big grin*)


- iaineasy (plus a bike to replace the one recently stolen...and perhaps some - paint-free - shoes)

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Please Santa...can you make sure that Computedshorty gets lots of visitors this year? I think he deserves to...he's been keeping a lot of us very entertained all year with all his very clever quizzes and puzzles and his delightful poetry xx


*places a glass of hot milk, some sherry, and a fat slice of Christmas cake on the side for Santa*

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lorraineliyanage Wrote:

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> I think Jah Lush would prefer some Maker's Mark

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> EDOldie Wrote:

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> > Bottle of Jack for Jah Lush? (Wot a secret

> santa)


Without wanting to sound like an ungrateful swine I do indeed enjoy both but my favourite these days is Woodford's Reserve, which is the finest Bourbon known to humanity.

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HonaloochieB - a deluxe curly perm Ian Hunter wig and shades.

Daizie and Jimmytwotimes - a room.

Atila Reincarnate - A Tottenham Hotspur football kit.

Quids - An eight-nil win over Arsenal.

Sean McGabhanan - a mortar board.

*Bob* - a stylaphone signed by Rolf Harris.

Bigbadwolf - a sub-editor.

Lorraineliyanage - a Steinway piano.

EDOldie - A vintage bottle of Krug.

Lozzyloz - a vintage bottle of Mount Gay Rum (to replace the one I drank).

Keef - a babysitter.

Michael Paleageous - A year's supply of super soft toilet roll.

Dulwichmum - an audience with the Pope.

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to pickles and all my brilliant clients who have helped me settle in to East dulwich and start my new family a bottle of bubbles!

to Lady muck one of your finest teething crocs.

to peckham rose a big space on a well known gallery wall for her excellent pics to go on.

to the forum admin a medal for putting up with us all


and a big hug for everyone else!!

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