Keef

The coke that I'd hidden on the flight

Ah Immunity, how indeed did I forget!

Can't see anyone turning it in to a GP, but flats could be a possibility...

Yeah Mockney, do you have hard evidence that eating crisps won't cause brain damage... huh huh do ya do ya? ;-)

So it's a tramp? ;-) In all seriousness, I fear that half eaten kebab would be the most common dish found on LL...

I'd like to see it become a proper PUB. As for the CPT, I fear in a years time I'll be looking for a new home :-(

I've never been too happy with Keith (can you believe that's actually my real name... Bet you wouldn't have guessed it ;-) ). There are Greats like Keith Richards, and Moon... Cheggers and the Chicken Song though have made me dislike my name since childhood!

I too have reacted like that to a similar incident, and quite rightly so! However, what I try to do if I can keep my head, is just shake my head in a "you sad little man" type way. ;-)

BarryRoad, it's your boss' birthday, which is why you'll be pouring my pints that evening ;-)

I know, I know.... :-$

Right, here goes.... First band was called "Breed" initially which I didn't think was too bad... However, for some reason that changed to "GRIND!!!" which is awful...... We then started tripping quite often, and settled on "Inner Vision" :-$ Probably the worst ever was the band I sang in when I was in 6th form.... They'd already named it when I joined, so I take no responsibility for this, but I was lead singer of Purple Platypus!!!!!!! I didn't even know what a bloody platyus was at the time! Straw People was an acoustic rock duo..... what was that about?!?!?!?!?!? There have been others, but the most recent was DTA (again not my idea). I liked the sound of that, but hated the inevitable question "what does it stand for?".... DON'T TRUST ANYONE! Rock!!!!!! I used to opt for Don't TELL anyone.... Much better B)

I agree with you Jah, I do enjoy other sports, but nothing is quite the same as the footy! That said, Rugby Union can be great, but it's more fun to play...... Ah memories of6 r 7 years ago when I was actually fit.... :( I could never play footy, I definitely have 2 left feet, but it's a great sport to watch, which is why it's the biggest sport around the world!

As posted in the other section, I am unlikely to be there..... May make it for the one.....

Nah, I just go round to my mum's and eat hers for free ;-) Only joking, I shall indeed be there, and can usually be tempted by cake!

Can you make one up of me too, as I won't be there this time.... Well I might make it for one, but it's doubtful....

My mum is always doing "cake bakes" for her church (St Clement's), and they always go down really well, so you should be on to a winner!!! >:D

Sounds absolutely horrific!!!!!! :-S

True story... A friend of mine used to have a boyfriend called Luke... Last name... Warmwater! Seriously.

The police out there aren't sounding very confident of a happy ending right now... Hope they're just being cautious.

Boo Hiss, poor old Charlton! They've kind of been my second team since I fancied a girl in 6th form who supported them... :-S

*wonders why long weekends are never the relaxing weekends you so wish for!*

Good bloody work G&B Gang! You can't say fairer than that.

Exactly right!

:)) I love that joke, I work in Woolwich for my sins, and always think of that joke when I pass the ferry!

Come on BB, we've all disagreed with each other at some stage on this forum. You shouldn't feel victimised or personally attacked. It would be an awful shame for you to stop posting!