ChavWivaLawDegree

That doesn't really happen with thick guys, no thoughts to disturb their hard on!

Or stick a curry in the microwave!

Haha yeh it's a bit of a problem. Do I tell them and scare the shit out of them, or not and get someone who isn't going to be able to give me what I want?

I've shagged all sorts, even had a viscount as it happens. All in the name of science of course. It's not difficult to make a woman come all night, you just need the technical knowledge and some control. Most women can come like this, but don't know they can. When a woman is used to continuous multiple orgasms until she is exhausted, it's difficult to feel satisfied with something less, no matter how nice the guy is. Even if you encourage him or coach him, if he's not physically able to do it, there is not a lot you can do. Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually content woman will do for a man by the way, incase you think it's all one sided!

How much would you pay me?

Thanx Michael!! I think sex is like playing an instrument, you need the technical knowledge to know what keys to press etc to get a tune, but people who study the instrument on a more full-time basis become more technically advanced than those who study other things. Then on top of varying levels of technical ability, you get others who are also fit and physically gifted. That's my problem. I've been spoiled in the past, so even though I keep trying out different musicians, few can match the genius of a few of my exes and as I get older, I may have to get used to the idea of mediocre concerts unless I get lucky!

I used to hate Peckham because my ex-husband and 2 eeejit ex boyfriends hail from there. But I have to admit that now it's my closest shopping area and I've been forced to give it a second chance, I'm starting to like it and felt a bit miffed at the latest onslaughts by the Peckham-haters on here. It has loads of useful shops, market-y bits, banks, Peckham Pulse and my all time favourite food emporium, LIDL!! What more could one want?

haha thanx Mr MG

What's the address?

Keef - It's not his fault, I think he was born that way or became that way after a frustrating and unsatisfying life of mediocrity. People don't get that bitter and hateful by having a happy, fullfilling life.

Bike Shop

maurice - where did you hone your ability to always fail to comprehend what people are saying when it isn't what you say? You are a total master at it and the best I've ever come across.

Maurice you never fail to make my jaw drop.

Liverpool is pretty cold in some ways

Damn, that's horrible, especially the bit where you hear the guy's actual words. I read a lot of stuff like this when I studied asylum law, but not from the US. When you actually hear what happens, and look at the country research that backs it all up, it is sickening.

when I'm broke I cook tuna and rice. I cook a can of tuna with some onions, tomatoes and pepper and add it to the rice. Or Sardines on toast. These are both cheap and taste nice

Errrr, busted!

Haha thanx - I'll need all the good luck I can get!

Haha I knew you'd fill in the gaps in my Swiss cheese memory MP!

I doubt I'll get it, but I'm gona try my best anyway.

Well what exactly is prosecution in your books if not, taking someone to court, getting them found guilty and having them locked up for a decade? What about hanging? Is that what you call prosecution?

The Saudi dictatorship has it's own issues, but yes it is backed by the west despite its horrendous human rights record. Ditto Pakistan and Indonesia. What about Somalia. They were actually experiencing their first peace in decades, but because it was a muslim group who had driven out the US financed war lords and imposed law and order, the Americans paid the Ethiopians to go 'rescue' the country from the muslim 'extremists' and reinstall their own extremists.

If the West didn't back, or bring about, the abuse by often externally imposed leaders, of the citizens of many countries worldwide in order to control their resources to keep our economies afloat, I doubt anyone would listen to the likes of Al Quaeda in the first place. Their hardship is directly related to our economic buoyancy. If they lived in countries whose leaders and economic systems were not imposed on them by the West to the detriment of the majority of their people, do you really think they would hate us as much as they do?

I've got an interview for a position as a paralegal with a really good solicitors on Wed. It's one of the big ones that does a lot of groundbreaking (legal aid) human rights, immigration and asylum cases. All the stuff that gets me going! I'm so excited I feel sick! The money is really low but I'd do it for free anyway and if I get it, it will be my apprenticeship andf I'd get loads of extra training and stuff.

Thats ok Nero, I can manage that one myself. Any takers? Maybe you would like a lesson in bike riding in London? Or do you prefer to comment from the safety of a car or bus seat?