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Don't you think strange people like this add to life. I hate boring sameness and would rather be surrounded by wierdos anyday.

I worked as an unlicenced mini-cab driver, with a load of insane mini-cab drivers, which was a larf. My least favourite job tho was when I had to assemble plugs - totally boring and the little screwdiver used to slip off the little screws, cos I was always day dreaming, and dig into my fingers.

With the abortion law in the news at the moment, I just wanted to say that it always amazes me that the staunchest pro-life (anti-choice) advocates in the US are all in favour of the death penalty. It's a paradox that appears to completely fly over their heads. My personal views are; any woman in any circumstances should not be forced to have a child she does not want, and should be allowed to get a termination on demand as early or as late as she wants. A baby is not a seperate entity until it is expelled from the mother and takes it's first breath. I am also against the death penalty. Thou shalt not kill, unless it's on behalf of the state, doesn't cut it with me.

It is being already, by stealth.

Haha - Oh no, Maurice made me laugh out loud! I'm doomed.

Something I've noticed now that I am using a trailer behind my bike, instead of a car, is that there are loads of cycle calming railing things and other barriers blocking path/cyle/roadways all over the place, presumable to stop kids roaring up and down on motorbikes or something, but they make it very difficult to get through with a bike trailer (or a double buggie or mobility scooter). If the Council are actually serious about trying to get people out of their cars and using other less polluting forms of transport, why do they keep putting these barriers up all over the place?

I'll become as dried up and frusty as our dear Maurice.

I'd leave the hors d'ouvres to someone else! I've had a few hours of sanity today, as my hormones seem to be on the wane, and I think what I need to do, is bombard my body with oestrogen or progesterone in the form of the contraceptive injection or implant, and feel the peace that comes from a dying sex drive! Much as I will probably miss my wild and insatiable alter ego, it will allow me to become the productive, upstanding member of society that Nero and Maurice have inspired me to try to become.

Haha - never fancied the job myself. I don't mind being a fluffee, but not a fluffer.

I nominated Maurice for the job!

What's wrong with 'Camberwell proper'?

I am just a poor boy (or whatever it's called!) - Simon and Garfunkle

My ex-husband went there in the early 80's. It was a boys school then, and Peckham Girls was accross the road. All I remember him saying is that they always won school sports competitions and had a kick ass football team.

My mate in Canada keeps telling me I should go back there to live. It's a little farming town in the middle of nowhere, and I lived there as a kid. Amazing place. I'm thinking about it as an option for the nearish future if I can finally get a job and save some dough.

Sorry to hear about this. It's such a horrible thing to go through. We had our staff puppy stolen, but got him back because we swamped the area with posters. You may need to do the same thing. I hope you manage to find him soon.

Sorry Maurice I didn't mean to disturb your eggs Benedict.

What about people who want to live a more natural life in the country, clubbing together to buy up some land like the people in Tinker's Bubble or other co-op farm/woodland communities?

Sorry, only just read this one. Congratulations on the birth of your littlun Mr & Mrs ED!

Woops, I slipped up on that one!

And I'd recommend a pit over a staff any day.

So now you all know what us chavvy types get up to all day, and why we are always broke - no energy or egoboosting reasons left to be arsed climbing the greasy pole.

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Maurice - I'm not offended, just glad I can spend some of your money for you.

I was hoping that if I ignored this thread it would eventually go away, but it's like one of those wet farts that hang around for ages.

LL - Ask Maurice, it might be what he needs to stop him being such a miserable c*nt!