Does the pope shit on the woods (well, only when he's shapeshifted into lizard form obviously)? Any slightly less controversial conspiracy theories than the lizard alien illuminati perchance? Area 41? Sincerely doubt it, can't imagine the enormous time, energy and expense that interstellar travel would cost and aliens turn up, harass cows and farmers, and then crash in the middle of nowhere, but nooooooooo evidence at all crops up (no pun intended) anywhere else; just doesn't ring true.