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Seriously, no matter what the music is like, it'll be a LOT easier to hear yourself think in Hoopers than in the EDT on a friday night. I'm sure the folksters will be glad of the atmosphere the EDFD attendees will lend the evening, but it's not up to me, so whatever happens I shall follow like the sheep I am ;-)

I've already told Jamie we're headed there and he was much chuffed, so it might be a bit of a slap in the face to reorganise at this late hour. Folk's hardly the loudest of noises either is it.

Probably a fair result, especially as Green should have walked off the park in a Shaka style (thank god he didn't or it would have been 12-0) but I thought we were going to hang in there for the draw. Bums! Strangely entertaining game even if the quality on show was somewhat lacking. Tend to agree with quids that arsenal won't be winning no Premiership this year.

Great line in the Sopranos series 1 when his polish cleaner he's tupping likes a picture because it reminds her of "David Hockey"

Same thing occured to me LP. I think somebody previously has talked about the mosaic effect and god knows there's a pretty complete picture of me out there cached on Google's servers!!

"which Arsenal will turn up?" Probably irrelevant as the lacklustre West Ham keep turning up of late. Will be watching it at the EDT anyway if anyone fancies it.

Jon Swift's interpretation of Palin's comment: I loved Pro-America:Soccer Moms ----- Anti-America:Soccer Pro-America ----- Anti-America -------------------------------------- Republicans ----- Democrats Small towns ----- Cities (except for Ground Zero in New York) The South (except northern Virginia and the parts of Florida where liberal New York Jews live), the Midwest (except for Illinois, Michigan, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin), the West (except for the Pacific Coast and Colorado), western Pennsylvania ----- The East (except western Pennsylvania), the Pacific Coast, Colorado, parts of the Midwest that have turned against God, northern Virginia Christians (except for Unitarians), Neocons ----- Liberal Jews, Unitarians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and other atheists Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader ----- Saturday Night Live Country music (except for the Dixie Chicks), Christian rock ----- Non-Christian rock, hip hop, electronica, classical, jazz, folk, blues, salsa, reggae, bossa nova, sea shanties, etc. Hank Williams, Jr. ----- Hank Williams, Sr. A six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon ----- A venti soy milk latte Iceberg lettuce ----- Arugula American Idol ----- Project Runway American Carol ----- A Christmas Carol Homeschooling ----- Daycare Regent University ----- The Ivy League Herbert Hoover, Harry Truman, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush ----- Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Bill Clinton Leaving Gs off the ends of words ----- Pronouncing ?nuclear? correctly Soccer moms ----- Soccer Professional wrestling ----- Olympic wrestling A wide stance ----- Coming out Shotgun marriages ----- Gay marriages SUVs ----- Hybrids Twilight ----- His Dark Materials Chronicles of Narnia ----- Harry Potter Conservapedia ----- Wikipedia Pregnant teens who keep their babies ----- Teens who use birth control Intelligent Design ----- Interior design Seven houses ----- One house you can?t afford Anger ----- Compassion Myspace ----- Facebook Godtube ----- Youtube Abstinence-only sex education ----- Biology The Rapture ----- Global Warming Fargo (the accent) ----- Fargo (the movie) Guns ----- Lawsuits Death penalty ----- Abortion Waterboarding ----- Skateboarding Talk radio ----- NPR Aspirin ----- Socialized medicine Dr. Phil ----- Oprah Winfrey Anna Nicole Smith ----- Princess Diana Supreme Court cases whose names I can?t remember where Roberts, Alito, Scalia and Thomas are in the majority ----- Roe v. Wade William Buckley ----- Christopher Buckley, Lord Buckley Sexy librarians ----- American Library Association Robocalls that interrupt your dinner ----- Polls that interrupt your dinner Legacy admissions ----- Affirmative action Second Amendment ----- Ninth Amendment G. Gordon Liddy, Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh ----- The Weather Underground Social Darwinism ----- Theory of Evolution Signing statements ----- Legislation Joe Lieberman ----- Colin Powell Pakistan ----- Spain Stephen Baldwin ----- Alec Baldwin Red Dawn ----- Dawn of the Dead White ----- Black

I had the First 'FPS' Metroid on the gamecube and have to say it was an absolute triumph. Have heard good things of the Wii version, and it would be nice to see a genuinely good application of the Wiimote, so consider me sold on that yourmomma

I can almost literally fall out of the door home, so gets my thumbs up. Though I'm not drinking......so I may have to use the more traditional method of walking, rather than falling home.

Was just checking if ZP had done Far Cry 2 (I think it was Crysis he actually savaged) and stumbled upon him at his best reviewing Eve Online "I can only imagine this game appeals to nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people"

Next* President of the United States...... *fingers crossed

Best: - Bar/Pub - Restaurant - Grocers, Boutique/Cook**** - Off Licence for starters? Or maybe just Shop instead of the last 2/3.

Of course there is. Barservice should be a vocation, a calling, a job to take pride in. Poor pubs are getting squeezed and can only afford minimum wage much of the time, hence why these days only students, those on their travels and east europeans (unlikely for much longer with such a weak pound) end up working. Hence little understanding of the mores of bar etiquette and no real professionalism. I miss the preponderance of antipodes, they took real pride in their work. I'm not saying an Italian student isn't generally more pleasing on the eye, but they really will only just be getting up to speed by the time they leave. Good service can of course be found outside of expensive cities with high student populations. In some villages outside of Letchworth/Hitchin I can still get my usual 15 years after moving out...now that's what I call professionalism!!

Recession? Financial crisis? Don't be daft, move along, nothing to see here.

WE're hitting a bit of a rocky patch at the moment, so we can be your litmus for needing a win against Arsenal. If we win there's hope, if we don't (and we almost certainly won't considering current form*) you're screwed!! * W D L 2 5 4 over the last 11 years

Sorry for the last line Annasf' http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1343&Itemid=59 But I can't really see the point of this (the original story obviously). I'm not exactly partial to a religious advert on a bus or the evangelists on the street corner telling you you'll burn in hell, but do two wrongs make a right? (that's probably a bit rhetorical thinking about it)

This, via emial, from an ex-prominent forumite who's forgotten his password. "Jordan and Egypt should be fine with Israeli stamps, but might be a bit off with you. When I went to Israel I asked what to do as there was a chance I might have gone to Saudi Arabia, they just gave me two passports, which was nice (never really worked out how it was meant to work as I didn?t use the second, but they only ran out recently). He should go to Petra (as the sun rises). It?s pretty cool, and even if you don?t like that kind of thing, you can play Indiana Jones (when he was good. And young(er))."

Works both ways. My friend spent 5 hours in immigration due to the Lebanese, Jordanian and Egyptian stamps in his passport. I did say he should have pointed out that he was Jewish, but apparently that never occured to him. Doh! Good luck, that sounds like an absolutely fantastic trip.

Actually I think I was thinking of Scuzzlebutt. You don't have Patrick Duffy for a leg do you...err scuzzlebutt?

God, know you're at it Keef!!!

"stick it to the man" I REAAALLLLY hope you're not referring to Mike's G-Spot again!!!

Don't worry SCSB79 (blimey how do you go about wordifying that in your head? - Scuzbucket almost works) Lounging isn't a punishment, for some the lounge is the only place to be. Though in the case of a property prices thread, it just might be ;-)

It did strike me that considering his social difficulties and penchant for minor sexual perversion, whether this lad aspired to a career in politics?

World leader in Wind energy apparently. Tee hee, power to be supplied by dong energy *sniggers*