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I crank it up, you calm it down. Here we go again British Sea Power: Remember Me Apologies To Insect Life Awesome band, total loons, I saw them about 6 times supporting the likes of The Flaming Lips before I even knew their name Still victorian nymphs spanking in gardens always helps :D

Vietnamese with a bit of fusion. Lovely friendly people and good food. A bit of a favourite of mine. Get the seared beef or goat with plantain and the chili eel for starters, choice morsels indeed.

Ooh, perhaps enough embarrassment for the time being. To get me in the weekend mood, and because I've passed out on the ranch floor, I think an Ikara Colt double bill: Modern Feeling Wanna Be That Way I've just discovered they called it a day a little while back. Sad.

Ooh, I dunno Jordan (NOT the surgically enhanced barbie doll buffoon of page 3 fame) does it for me!! Philippa Forrester anyone?

I can't believe 'yummy' has changed it's meaning. I think 'yummy mummy' is a compound noun. In fact thinking about it it's mummy that has always been laced with all the class baggage. I grew up calling my dear one, 'Mum'. Best YM/MILF ever had to be that advert where the lad watches his mates mums assured hand movements as she prepares their breakfast while correcting a pleat in her skirt, and puts a shoe on, and once she's gone he says "Sean, I fancy your mum" and then the advert finishes in silence. Genius. Mind you must be rubbish as advertising as I couldn't tell you if it was for shoes, breakfast cereal, fairy liquid or Crystal Clear face cream.

Pours self a stiff gin *shwapp - glug* Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug* Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug* Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug* Pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug* flubbit, pours self another stiff gin *shwapp - glug* trips up on way to barbbq, mmmm cold tiles

They're not my pics, I pretty sure their Keef's, though Andrew Black as unofficial official Forum photographer may have some; i'll post up a couple of links when I get a chance,

I think anyone can tag photos on flickr as long as you're registered, I'll pop a couple on.

took me about 20. - I thought for a minute it might be one of those scary faces that leap out the picture, but don't worry, it's not.

Gin has only curative powers MadWorld, take not the name of gin in vain. Perhaps you slept at a funny angle, which could of course be gin related. I have a habit of sleeping on tiled floors if I have too much gin.

Batman's Recurring Dream

If you haven't bought one yet the you just HAVE to have this Parkoz phone from Korea. Fear, I think you might like it too, watch the vid. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/concept/cellphone-transforms-into-deadly-robot-277972.php

brilliant In REALLY important news ginormous has crossed the atlantic and been officially been recognised by US dictionary giant Mirriam Stoppard Merriam-Webster as an official word

heres a good start

What's your issue with this, I don't understand? Vaguely swarthy people shouldn't be allowed on planes, pure and simple. I for one break into a sweat if so much as a Spaniard is in the same check-in queue as me.

well this from the nation about what it's like on the ground in Iraq based on interviews with American veterans. Warning it's very harrowing reading, and needless to say it's not about winning hearts and minds. http://www.thenation.com/doc/20070730/hedges

Well I do own this, but it's on the Flaming Lips' Another Late Night compilation, so it's not my fault, blame Wayne Coyne. 10CC - I'm not In Love

Again, so wrong, but still theresa wassername is cute despite the inadvisable frou frou thing. I'd loved to have been the tube heading to white city on TOTP night in the early 80s. What a bunch of idiots. Was that A fez?!?! There is no merit to this one, I have to hang my head in shame. The Flying Pickets - Only You

Rather disturbingly I'm finding Cheryl Baker in spray on metallic orange hotpants strangely alluring. Terrible terrible song, however I'm guessing from the main refrain that it's "One of those Nights". I want to hate this, that awful synth bass, nasty drum machine, that tinkling motif, the pointless lyrics. but....still... The Cars - Drive

How about songs you purchased as a kid, that you look back now and just wonder why god why? Paul McCartney - Take it Away truly horrible!!

Dear God Fear, what have you done, that's the most mawkish page the internet has ever produced. I'm going to have to make a very very sugary cup of tea and eat several rich tea biscuits to cope.

look like a suspiciously badly spelt domitiarnis? *aaah adminstrator, makes more sense I guess*

Not possible to continue much of anything with this one.. Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintball's Coming Home and.. Half Man Half Biscuit - 24 Hour Garage People

I've always found this to be a very useful reference http://www.allmusic.com/ sort of an http://www.imdb.com/ for music