mockney piers

well definitely has been added in a few threads today and still no return. Neither anything for bob, which i can't believe. strange goings on. Does it use a sproc or does it chuck sql at the database? I wonder if there are some weird encoding issues afoot perhaps?

I've loved this guy's work for a while. http://little-people.blogspot.com/

I can't believe I'm herring these terrible puns!!

grey clouds, hangover, lonely, stuck in norf london, I guess I'm feeling a bit.. Cherry Ghost - People Help the People

Seconded. Best of luck to the new branch and the planned shop next door. I'll definitely be popping my head through the door next time I'm Clapham bound.

There have been a couple of threads about the prominance of the word definately, Muttley. We endeva to teach propa spelling, but it takes time ;)

*as a sup....niiiice *

No need believe me I don't get to see ip addresses, I can spot 'em a mile off, nice of you to own up though. I think your next post is "touch?"

smilies apart they do remain faceless if you never meet them face to face..........not hinting at anything ;-) knowhatamenanudgenudgeanodsasgoodasawinktoablindbat

Hmm, maybe should have eased up with those naga jolokias. 3 lives sounds good to me.

Aah my good fellows, I'll have Spud off the barbie with a generous helping of the bubbling vat of fiery chili con carne. Mind if I have a cold cold cold lager? Killer anyone?

Prog-rocktastic (I can't believe I just said that in public) The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP

Nope, it's definitely going a bit bananas. Ignore my screams of cache cache. Bet you it's database issues.

one of my favourite quotes Daisy: Colin's gone. Tim: What? Daisy: He went next door. Tim: Oh, Daisy. I'm sorry. How did that happen? Daisy: He walked. Tim: [looks confused] Riiight, right. Sorry. My mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead. Mike: Whoa. Does that mean my rabbit's dead? Tim: It's been 18 years Mike, where did you think he was? Mike: [sobbing] Next door!

clear your cache manually, stick to firefox and occasionally give your pc a hard slap on the side with the flat of your hand. Works for tellies.

Lovely stuff, I thought that was that welsh girl for a moment. I don't think I posted that song, but always happy to see a bit more regina. (with an R people, enough of your titters)

I think it's probably the phorum software being a bit hiccoughy. I've noticed after something gets lounged that threads occasionally come up as new when they shouldn't. And the second problem may well have been a bit of caching in IE. But I don't find the odd mark forum as read press too much of an onus I have to say.

Or in the modern version: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Big Brother Contestant It's the latter you've REALLY got to keep an eye on. Perhaps Jade has strayed out of Bermondsey and fancied a bit of rabbit pie?

And James, does Dom really need another amateur psychoanalysis session? Go on, cup o' char, rich tea. To quote Keef. "Where's the love people?"

There's a dog called Hannibal on the forum. Monkhouse would be a good name for a cat I reckon, and a great hero of the 20th century.

10th ok thus far but will have to check with Mrs Diary.

OK, could have sworn i saw one here earlier. Must be losing it, probably just having a flashback to the previous thread.

Please believe me Dom, when I assure you this isn't a personal attack. But do consider, before your next riposte, making a cup of tea beforehand, doing some breathing exercises, while dunking your rich tea (mmmmmmmmm) then, while composing the answer in your head, rather than on your keyboard, chuckling to yourself, smiling and say (out loud, really, say it out loud): "whatever" You might even want to make a double u with index fingers and thumbs, and doing the 'gerrrlfireeend' head shake thing. It'll be fun and a more positive use of your energy.

what happened to his post? I have to say I was a bit miffed with mamora's suggestion that you can do what you like, when rules don't apply to you, and then get off most of the time by chewing up precious resources!

Not to mention posting as several opposing usernames in order to mix it up a bit, ho ho ho, so original and funny!